Precious Metals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers

Trading, money making, GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers, precious metals, SELLING

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of the gold and silver exchangers who somehow manage to make bank even when the prices are through the roof and nobody is buying but everyone is selling!

Picture this: a group of daring exchangers who have mastered the art of wheeling and dealing in precious metals, making crazy profits while the rest of the server scratches their heads in confusion. How do they do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your own financial decisions.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself the madness that unfolds when gold and silver are involved. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about economics… or maybe you’ll just end up trading all your diamonds for a stack of emeralds. Either way, it’s sure to be a blast!

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IslandMineCraft Server

abundance, IslandMineCraft, geological survey, rare metals, Exploration

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have found over 200 million metric tons of rare metals near a remote Tokyo island!!! imagine all the epic loot you can mine and craft with, like diamond swords that shoot laser beams and armor made of solid gold that makes you invincible!!!

rumor has it that a group of ninja turtles have taken up residence on the island, and they are willing to trade their ninja skills for some of the rare metals you mine. you can even ride on their backs as they swim through the ocean, battling sea monsters and krakens along the way.

but beware, the island is also home to a tribe of cannibalistic villagers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious metals. you must use all your minecraft skills to outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you unlimited power and eternal life. lolz!!!

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Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

inflation, speculation, Edition, investing, financial institutions

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

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Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

13. personality, ladies, 5. denial, 19. consumption, 3. validation

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

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DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

DesiCraft, low budgets, Writing, horrible accents, unexpected behavior

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

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EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

Cambodian, EngrishCraft, long trail tags, English, forum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

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Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

tugged, debate, video game, Community, ignored

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

dreams, Online Community, internet culture, LAUGHING, humor thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

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CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

collectables, splatoon, Minecraft, Li’l Bunnies, CraftyInk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

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Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

Good, human papillomavirus, HPV awareness, sexually transmitted infection, STI

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

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