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PayDayPanic Minecraft Server

Civilian, compensation, electrical repair, Employee, Employer, Experience, Friends, Glassdoor, google search, hotel maintenance, industry standard, job decline, low pay, mechanical repair, Military, Minecraft, new hire, pay discrepancy, PayDayPanic, precedent, Server, Start Date, supervisor

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be paid less than the advertised wage like poor ol’ 56m here! Our starting wage is a whopping 1 diamond per hour, with potential for a raise to 2 diamonds per hour if you can successfully navigate our treacherous dungeons and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this poor maintenance worker’s job offer. Who needs a boring old hotel maintenance job when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our server?

Don’t be a blockhead like 56m – come join our server and show off your skills in the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

APPEAL, BLOCK, blocktopia, Brazil, Brazilian government, challenge, Constitutional, court system, decision, judge, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, Minecraft, Nationwide, panel, precedent, Ruling, Server, SUPREME COURT, unanimous, uphold

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

acceptance, accepting reality, avoiding reality, denial, denial of reality, difficult truths, face, facing facts, facing reality, facing the truth, facts, hard truths, harsh realities of life, harsh realizations, harsh truths, harshest realities, reality check, reality denial, RealityCraft, tough truths, Truth, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	3411
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	4230	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	95	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	5155
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7524	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7823	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!