so, like, this server is so lit, even Trump had to take precautions to join! like, he flew a decoy jet because he was scared an Iranian spy would shoot down his plane with a missile just to stop him from playing on this epic Minecraft server! if it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for you, right? come join us and see what all the fuss is about! who knows, maybe you’ll have to fly a decoy jet too just to stay safe from all the crazy fun you’ll be having!
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JetSetCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse
OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!
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PolandCraft: Next in Line Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE POLAND WILL BE NEXT IF UKRAINE LOSES THE WAR! WE GOTTA PROTECT POLAND WITH OUR BLOCKY BUILDING SKILLS AND CREEPER FIGHTING POWERS!ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!
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UkraineBlockParty
so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind!
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Crafty Danes Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DANISH PEOPLE ASKIN FOR SUPPLIES AND IODINE PILLS, LIKE WTF?! U NEVER KNOW WHEN U GONNA NEED THAT SHIZ, SO BETTER JOIN US AND BE PREPARED FOR ALL DA CRISES, EVEN THE CRAZY ONES LIKE WHEN A COW TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE AND STARTS DANCIN THE MACARENA. YEAH, WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE, BUT THAT’S WHY IT’S SO FUN! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!