so, like, this server is so lit, even Trump had to take precautions to join! like, he flew a decoy jet because he was scared an Iranian spy would shoot down his plane with a missile just to stop him from playing on this epic Minecraft server! if it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for you, right? come join us and see what all the fuss is about! who knows, maybe you’ll have to fly a decoy jet too just to stay safe from all the crazy fun you’ll be having!
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JetSetCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse
CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse, Crisis, emergency, evacuation, Government, iran, Iran news, leader, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Precaution, precautionary measures, Protection, Relocation, Report, Safety, safety protocol, SECURITY, security measures, supreme leaderOMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER! -
PolandCraft: Next in Line Minecraft Server
Conflict, Europe, fear, harris, international relations, Invasion, line, Military, Minecraft, neighboring countries, next, Poland, PolandCraft, Poles, potential threat, precautionary measures, resonates, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, suggestion, Ukraine, uncertainty, WarLOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE POLAND WILL BE NEXT IF UKRAINE LOSES THE WAR! WE GOTTA PROTECT POLAND WITH OUR BLOCKY BUILDING SKILLS AND CREEPER FIGHTING POWERS!ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!
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Crafty Danes Minecraft Server
civil defense, community resilience, Crafty, crises preparation, crisis management., crisis planning, Danes, disaster readiness, emergency preparedness, emergency provisions, emergency response, emergency supplies, health precautions, IODINE PILLS, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, precautionary measures, public health, radiation protection, Safety Measures, Server, supplies, Survival KitLOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DANISH PEOPLE ASKIN FOR SUPPLIES AND IODINE PILLS, LIKE WTF?! U NEVER KNOW WHEN U GONNA NEED THAT SHIZ, SO BETTER JOIN US AND BE PREPARED FOR ALL DA CRISES, EVEN THE CRAZY ONES LIKE WHEN A COW TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE AND STARTS DANCIN THE MACARENA. YEAH, WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE, BUT THAT’S WHY IT’S SO FUN! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!