Precaution Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

AVOID, avoidable risks, Caution, children, detrimental, detrimental effects, HARMFUL, harmful substances, health, health risks, Kids, Precaution, PreggoCraft, pregnant mothers, Risk, Safe, Safety, Sensitive, TOXIC, Unsafe, vulnerable, Warning, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	5438
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

StrangerDangerCraft

acquaintance, assault, Awareness, Caution, crime, danger, fear, perpetrator, Precaution, Psychology, random strangers, relationships, Safety, self defense, social behavior, statistics, StrangerDangerCraft, Trust, Victim, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of the real world and enter a land where u can trust EVERYONE. no more worrying about random strangers cuz here, EVERYONE is ur friend.

we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant u wishes, and talking chickens that give u advice on life.

come join us and experience a world where u can trust EVERYONE, even the creepers. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🚀🐷🌈

JustInCraft

backup, contingency, dormant, emergency, ESSENTIAL, Handy, insurance, just in case, JustInCraft, necessity, occasional, Peace of mind, Precaution, preparedness, reserve, safety net, SPARE, standby, stored, unused, valuable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	692
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

admonishment, advice, ALERT, alertness, Apocalypse, Attention, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, caveat, forewarned, heads up, Heed, Notice, Notification, Precaution, vigilance, WARNED, Warning, watch out, word of caution, you were warned, zombie

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7868
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7598
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

ALERT, Barrelly, Barrels, Caution, containers, guard, keep safe, Legal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, momentary, monitor, oversee, Precaution, Preserve, Protect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safeguard, Secure, Server, Storage, temporary, vigilance, watchful

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	6369
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

Afk, ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Caution, Community, concern, Craft, emergency, found, Help, Hideaway, hoholina, Hoholinas, look out, Lost, missing, missing person, Pets, Precaution, Protection, Report, Safety, safety first, search, watchful

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	332652	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

BikeCraft Server: Where Minecraft meets two-wheel adrenaline for a ride like never before!

accident, Adrenaline, bicycle, bike, BikeCraft, collision, collision alert, crash, cycling, danger, emergency, Helmet, Incident, injury, meets, Minecraft, Precaution, Ride, ROAD, Safety, Server, shock, traffic, twowheel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	192

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your epic castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BAM! There’s a big crash and everything goes haywire! But fear not, dear Minecrafters, for this server is not your average pixelated playground. Join us to experience the chaos and madness that ensues after the crash – where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on, hop aboard the crazy train and let’s crash into some epic adventures together!

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	705	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3149
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	540670
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1406

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Votes:	9843	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Runes Activated:	0

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	6169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!