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RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that). -
CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers
haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself! -
PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!
so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.
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StrangerDangerCraft
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of the real world and enter a land where u can trust EVERYONE. no more worrying about random strangers cuz here, EVERYONE is ur friend.we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant u wishes, and talking chickens that give u advice on life.
come join us and experience a world where u can trust EVERYONE, even the creepers. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! ππ·π
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JustInCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!
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Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!
But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!
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Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world! -
BikeCraft Server: Where Minecraft meets two-wheel adrenaline for a ride like never before!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your epic castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BAM! There’s a big crash and everything goes haywire! But fear not, dear Minecrafters, for this server is not your average pixelated playground. Join us to experience the chaos and madness that ensues after the crash – where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on, hop aboard the crazy train and let’s crash into some epic adventures together! -
Tectonic SMP: Explore & Build!
immersive building experiences, friendly server community, custom enchantments experience, community vote rewards, Semi Vanillaπ Welcome to Tectonic! π
Hey all! π The new Minecraft server Tectonic just had a FULL RESET. They need explorers, builders, and adventurers to join from the start. If you like a near-vanilla vibe with some fun twists, come check it out!
π― What Makes Tectonic Special?
- π« No money β Earn all your stuff by grinding!
- π‘οΈ Custom Enchants & Elite Mobs β Hunt rare mobs for cool gear!
- π Crate Items & Vote Parties β Vote for rewards and join parties!
- πΊοΈ Quest World β Enjoy fun NPC quests for cool rewards!
- π‘ Land Claims & /sethome β Keep your builds safe and find your way back!
- π Player Warps β Share warps with friends or charge for entry!
- π Silk Touch Spawners β Yes, you can harvest spawners now!
π Server Details
IP: 204.77.5.160 Port: 25565 Supports both Java & Bedrock (crossplay!)
π€ Why Join Now?
- β¨ Fresh Start β Be part of the new community!
- π₯ Active Staff & Community β Join events and chat on Discord!
- βοΈ Semi-Vanilla Balance β Keep it fun without going overboard!
π How to Get Started
- Launch Minecraft (Java or Bedrock).
- Connect to
204.77.5.160:25565
. - Run
/spawn
and start the tutorial quest! - Claim land with
/claim
and set home with/sethome
. - Explore, build, and conquer those Elite Mobs!
π Join our Discord for tips and events!
Canβt wait to see what you build and conquer on Tectonic. See you online! πβ¨
β The Tectonic Admin Team