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SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	180	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Votes:	786
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7102	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4896
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1980

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Seereax, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Potions Brewed:	197
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ores Mined:	4310

SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	905	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	425117
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

play.AxisLand.ru

PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

algorithm, Anti-Spam system, Community, discussion, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, Mania, measures, Minecraft, new, onenineone28, ONLINE, Opinions, pixelcraft, SECURITY, Server, software, Technology, Thoughts, ubisoft, Updates, vidya

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.