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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6849 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2929 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!
Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!