pre-/trash/ pastebin – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

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ChickenPieCraft Minecraft Server

chicken pot pie, ChickenPieCraft, Cooking, Corn, culinary preferences, dinner party, family dinner, family gatherings, family traditions, Food, food culture, food preferences, hatch chilies, kale, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, onions, pot pie, recipe variations, recipes, savory pie crust, Server, traditional recipes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my brother-in-law Frank’s taste buds? Look no further! Our server is like a pot pie – full of unexpected surprises and unique flavors that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s as controversial as serving a pot pie with hatch chilies and kale. Who needs traditional ingredients like peas and carrots when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as bold and daring as my savory pie crust with cheddar and black pepper?

Don’t be like Frank and get stuck in your old ways – embrace the chaos and creativity of our server. You never know what you’ll find around the next corner, just like you never know what I’ll put in my next pot pie. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just like my pot pie recipe!

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NoKidsAllowedBDayBash

backyard games, backyard party, Birthday Party, booze, Drinking, Drugs, extra person, Friend, Girlfriend, head count, Highschool, Kid, Lease, neglected, NoKidsAllowedBDayBash, parent’s place, Party, RESPONSIBILITY, smoking weed, surrogate son, welcome

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unexpected guests will crash your party like Jess’s little brother did! Our server is a safe space for you to build, mine, and craft without worrying about uninvited children showing up.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the time Jim and Jess brought a whole entourage to a birthday party without warning. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, no surprise guests allowed – unless they bring cake!

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AnxietyCraft

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the thought of losing all your diamonds keeping you up at night? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let the soothing sounds of mining and crafting calm your nerves. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a virtual counseling session if you’re feeling overwhelmed. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her secret hiding spot. So come on over and let the chaos of our world help you forget all your real-life worries!

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GazaHostageGoneWild

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaHostageGoneWild, Government, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli newspaper, july, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Négotiation, Netanyahu, news报道, Politics, prime minister

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen!

we got crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond sword! and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where u can fight off zombie hordes and save the villagers from certain doom! u might even run into herobrine himself!

so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest minecraft server u’ve ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Kite-Flying Friends Server

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, creative ideas, extreme sports, Fly, flying, Friend, Friends, friendship, imaginative solutions, kite, KiteFlying, outdoor activities, rope, safety precautions, Server, skydiving, teamwork, thrill-seeking, WIND, wind tunnel, wingsuit

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got flying friends like kites!!! Imagine tying a rope around ur buddy in a wingsuit and letting the wind take them away like a beautiful kite in the sky! We also have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, true story bro. And if u dig deep enough, u might find a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and talking trees. Plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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Trans Men’s Testosterone Boost

autoimmune conditions, Boost, cis men, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender transition, gender-affirming hormone therapy, health disparities, hormonal changes, hormone therapy, immune response, immune system, LGBTQ health, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Mens, sex hormones, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone therapy, Trans, trans men, viral infections

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trans men into cis men with just a touch of testosterone therapy! watch as their bodies transform before your very eyes, immune systems included! ever wonder why men get sick more often? it’s because they’re actually trans men in disguise! and women with autoimmune conditions? they’re just cis women who haven’t joined our server yet! join now for a wild ride of gender bending and immune system swapping fun!

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What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular gaming content creator known for their entertaining Let’s Play videos and humorous commentary. With a passion for a wide range of gaming genres, TG Plays has built a loyal following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. Their energetic and engaging personality has made them a favorite among viewers looking for fun and engaging gaming content.

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No Holds Barred Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

No Holds Barred is an Anarchy Minecraft Server for the radio show “No Holds Barred” hosted by Paul Allen and Dalton Clodfelter.

Play on the new NHB Minecraft Server! Minecraft (Java) Version: 1.20.6 Minecraft (Bedrock) Version: 1.20.81

noholdsbarred.ggs.gg

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China Unlimited

Adventure, Atm9, camaraderie, China Unlimited, Community, creativity, discovery, EXCITEMENT, FTB, futuristic, imagination, Journey, limitless possibilities, Machinery, magical realms, Minecraft, Modded, Mystique, Passionate players, Pixelmon, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, tech advancements, Tekkit

Welcome to our ATM9 Minecraft server, where adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into the ultimate modded experience with AllTheMods 9, where the possibilities are truly endless. Explore a vast array of mods curated to bring you unparalleled excitement and creativity. From futuristic tech advancements to magical realms of mystique, there’s something for every player to enjoy. Engage in thrilling quests, master intricate machinery, and unleash your imagination like never before. Join our community of passionate players and embark on an unforgettable journey filled with discovery and camaraderie. Whether you’re a seasoned modded Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager for adventure, AllTheMods 9 offers an unparalleled gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. Come join us and discover the limitless possibilities that await in the world of ATM9!

atm9.chinaunlimited.online

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