pre-pandemic life Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

2020LifeB4MC SMP

2020LifeB4MC, daily routine, everyday life, life as usual, life before 2020, looking back, Memories, normalcy, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, pre-coronavirus, pre-COVID, pre-lockdown, pre-pandemic, pre-pandemic life, pre-quarantine, Reflection, Reminiscing, Routine, simpler times, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

actually, Affection, alternatively, announcer, bad, billion, carnation, CLOSET, competence, competences, complexion, CONDOM, CraftyMinds, criminal, demonstration, detective story, emeritus, Eventually, EXTRA, Fatal, gambling, Great, hazard, how do you call, in the train, INFORMATION, informations, loo, magazine, manifestation, MEDAL, milliard, Minecraft, now.., on the train, Order, Paragon, Pension, PENSIONER, Precise, preservative, Problem, Receipt, salary, Server, Speaker, specify, Sympathy, Trillion, warehouse, what do you call

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	698	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!

Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.

But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!

Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!

Morgy’s Minecraft Server – USA Edition

#sustainability, Agricultural, Country, Development, Economic, Edition, Farming, germany, History, industrialization, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Morgenthau Plan, Morgys, policy, Political, pre-industrial, Reconstruction, reparations, Server, strategy, Trade, Usa, world war II

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of modern society? Do you dream of a simpler life, free from the constraints of technology and industry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to turn the USA into a pre-industrial agricultural country, just like the good ol’ days.

Picture this: fields of wheat as far as the eye can see, cows grazing peacefully in the meadows, and no pesky factories polluting the air. Embrace your inner farmer and help us build a utopia where the only machines you’ll find are good ol’ fashioned tractors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Morgenbau Plan, a mysterious blueprint that will revolutionize agriculture as we know it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and lead us to a new era of farming greatness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to turn the USA into a pre-industrial paradise. Who needs skyscrapers and smartphones when you can have fields of corn and a trusty pitchfork? Let’s make farming great again!

Gift Regifter Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, bio dad, biological family, Communication, Cruelty, daughter necklace, Divorce, family dynamics, Family secrets, Family Therapy, forgiveness, gift, Honesty, lying.., Minecraft, parents, real dad, Regifter, rejection, Server, stepdad, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	3169
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lies you’ll find are about how many diamonds you have! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and deception, just like this player’s family secrets.

Explore our vast world and uncover hidden truths, just like this player uncovered the truth about her real dad. Will you confront your past like she did, or will you keep digging for more secrets?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering mysteries, forging new friendships, and maybe even discovering a long-lost relative in our virtual world. Who knows what lies beneath the surface of our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join us today and let the games begin!

WeddingCraft: Sorry Sis, Busy Mining!

Assistance, busy, busy schedule, centerpieces, Disappointment, dog care, family, family first, invites, Mining, moving apartments, Obligations, personal commitments, Project, seating arrangement, self-centered, Sis, sister, stress, Support, trying time, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama and wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect block castle!

On our server, you can create your own wedding venue complete with pixelated centerpieces, invite your friends to join you in-game, and even set up a virtual seating arrangement for the big day. No need to deal with real-life family expectations or obligations – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you ever need a break from wedding planning, you can always take your virtual dog for a walk around the blocky neighborhood. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server instead?

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#momentous, Civilization, CraftyTime, culture, Curiosity, Experience, Exploration, first-hand, historical event, imagination, Immersion, Impact, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, past, perspective, Server, Significance, society, time travel, Understanding, unforgettable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Ever wanted to witness historical events firsthand? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us and travel back in time to witness the epic battle of dinosaurs vs aliens! That’s right, folks, see T-Rexes shooting lasers at UFOs while you mine for diamonds! And if that’s not enough, how about joining the ancient Roman gladiator fights with a twist – all the gladiators are chickens wearing armor! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience history like never before!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	9218	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

Asylum, current events, DefectedNKMCServer, Defection, defection to South Korea, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Escape, government official, high-ranking official, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, News, North Korea, north korean defector, North Korean regime, political asylum, Politics, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	5871	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5652	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!