🔥pre-ordered Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaverMenuSassCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Zombie Dances:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crops Grown:	8171
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Enchantments Applied:	133
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	6457	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

attraction, CubanCraft, Cubans, cultural exchange, Event, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, HOURS, inside, international relations, long lines, Military, Naval, peek, Popular, Queue, russia, ship tour, Ships, tourism, very nice, Warships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!

PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

controlled substances, drug abuse, drug dealers, drug distribution, drug trafficking, ethical concerns, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare regulations, legal implications, medical professionals, medication dispensers, medication management, patient safety, pharmaceutical ethics, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacists, PharmaCraft, pharmacy, pill, prescription drugs, Pushers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

animal studies, animal testing, drug development, drug efficacy, drug trials, Drugs, Effective, experimental medicine, experiments, Fun, Hope, human drugs, LabRatCraft, Media, medical advancements, Mice, new drugs, pharmaceuticals, Rats, research, Results, scientific studies, study, Testing, therapies

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	273	Votes:	8036
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2773	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, bestseller, Book, Compelling, Engaging, Fiction, Good, Intriguing, Minecraft, must-read, Mystery, No. 198553101, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author, Unpredictable

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8206	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).