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ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

ANCESTORS, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, DNA fear, Eating, Evolution, evolution of fear, fear, genetic memory, hominids, Humanoids, hunting, Neanderthals, pre-modern humanoids, primal instincts, Psychology, psychology of fear, Survival, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5772	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

The Gotto [SMP] where blocks meet quests, jobs, and community events in Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, blocks, Boss Dungeons, Community, Community Events, custom enchantments, discrod, Dungeons, Events, Factions, Gotto, Griefprevention claim system, java, Jobs, mapart, Meet, Mob Capturing & Spawner Crafting, new crafting recipes, Parkour & Chat Minigames, Player Levelling System, Player Shops, Player Shops & Warps, PvE, Quests, Raiding, smp, Towny, Warps

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	2989	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The Grotto 🗻

Connect with play.thegrotto.gg / Join our Discord

The Grotto is a Survival PvE server focused on creating an amazing gameplay experience for our community members.

Travel from border-to-border across our custom generated survival world..

Equip yourself with custom-enchanted gear and battle dungeon bosses in our hand-built dungeons..

Form towns and nations with the griefprevention claim system..

With our variety of gameplay-related features and improvements, no one play-style is expected or required, play how you want to play.

Feature Previews 🍿

Feature	Description
Player Levelling System	Level up your character to unlock new abilities
Map Art	Create beautiful art on maps
Custom Enchantments	Discover unique and powerful enchantments
Quests	Take on challenges and complete quests for rewards
New Crafting Recipes	Explore new crafting possibilities
Mob Capturing & Spawner Crafting	Capture and spawn mobs for various uses
Player Shops & Warps	Set up your own shop and create warp points
Boss Dungeons	Challenge powerful bosses in custom dungeons
Parkour & Chat Minigames	Enjoy fun parkour challenges and interactive chat games

Things We Don’t Have

Towny
Raiding
Factions

Blocky Booty Bounce

adult content, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, cock lover, cock tribute, cock worship, cum fetish, cum lover, cum play, cum tribute, dick worship, dirty talk, erotic art, explicit content, fetish, naughty fun, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual submission, Tribute

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue made entirely out of… you guessed it, cum and cock tributes! And let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel.

CraftyTunes – Where Music Meets Blocks

#artificialintelligence, #LocalModel, #MusicAI, #MusicArtificialIntelligence, #MusicCreation, #MusicSamples, #MusicSoftware, #MusicTechnology, 4plebs, blocks, CraftyTunes, general, meets, Modeling, Music, musicindustry, musicproduction, POL, samples, song, SUNO, Udio

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	9307	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	7097	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of generating your own music while you play. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft DJ and drop some sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Who needs Spotify when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a local model who will be strutting their stuff in the virtual world. You can even challenge them to a fashion show showdown and see who has the best pixelated outfit. It’s like America’s Next Top Model meets Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground club where players can gather to listen to exclusive samples of unreleased songs. Who knew Minecraft could be so hip and trendy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide, just like pineapple on pizza! – 71 characters

activeplayers, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community, ConquerBases, Discord, EscapingSpawn, Ip:, JoinToday, MapSize, NetherRoof, NoDuping, Noresets, Order, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, semi anarchy, Simply, starterbase, StrongCommunity, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4169
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server
Overview:
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+

FAQ

What does escaping spawn look like?

Watch a video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can I hack or dupe on this server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server. Players caught doing so will be banned.

How can I make allies on the server?

You can use our Discord server to communicate with other players and form alliances. Building trust and working together is key to forming strong alliances.

Can I betray and conquer other players’ bases?

Yes, in our anarchy server, players are free to betray and conquer other players’ bases. However, keep in mind that actions may have consequences and retaliation from other players.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings VS Hypixel

BrutalExploration, ChallengingBosses, DeadlyMobs, Economy, EpicRaiding, ExtremeResourceManagement, Factions, GruelingCombat, HardcoreChallenge, HardcoreCommunity, HardcoreCrafting, HardcoreRoleplay, HarshEnvironment, InsaneDifficulty, IntenseFactions, MercilessPVP, PermadeathMode, PvE, PvPvEAdventure, RuthlessEconomy, SavageSurvival, Survival, TreacherousTerrain, UnforgivingGameplay

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Category	Hypixel	RLCraft Merciless Sufferings
Game Modes	Over 20 different game modes	Survival mode with added features
Community	Large and active player base	Small and dedicated community
Customization	Various custom mini-games and features	Unique features like player shops and job system
Updates	Frequent updates and new content	Regular updates with new features
Difficulty	Varies depending on game mode	High difficulty level with no KeepInventory

FAQs:

Q: Which server has more game modes available?	A: Hypixel offers over 20 different game modes
Q: Which server has a larger and more active player base?	A: Hypixel has a large and active player base
Q: Which server offers more unique features?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has unique features like player shops and job system
Q: Which server receives more frequent updates?	A: Hypixel receives frequent updates and new content
Q: Which server has a higher difficulty level?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has a high difficulty level with no KeepInventory

Korean Nationalist Hideout: The Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Asia, BETRAYAL, communism, Conflict, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Gratitude, HIDEOUT, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, KMT, Korean, Korean nationalists, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the KMT would be scratching their heads. Why join us? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of Korean nationalists who were actually secret agents for a group of ninja pandas. And guess what? They left behind a treasure map that leads to a secret stash of diamond blocks! So if you want to uncover hidden treasures, battle ninja pandas, and build the most epic base in all of Minecraft, then join us now! And remember, we don’t owe Taiwan anything, except maybe a thank you for giving us the inspiration for this insane server!

MirrorCraft: Where even your blocky avatar can feel good about itself!

Avatar, blocky, body positivity, Confidence, feel, Good, growth, Happiness, mental health, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, motivation, positivity, progress, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	447791
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mirror that compliments you every time you log in. Not only that, but our virtual skincare routine will have your Minecraft character glowing brighter than a beacon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to feeling like a Minecraft mob. It’s time to feel fabulous and fierce in our blocky paradise!

mc.sonnerfun.ru Minecraft server

administration, airdrops, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, classic, Community, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, ffa arena, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Large Online, meteorites, minecraft server, No Dupe, online gaming, owner’s channel, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Rush Hour, Russian server, Sonnerfun, stable online, Survival, vk, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

The server has an economy, administration, ffa arena, pvp arena, etc. 2 modes: griefer, anarchy. For pvp in the FFA arena, go to griefer and register /ffa, on anarchy there are meteorites, airdrops, bosses and so on. (Stable online during rush hour 25-70)

VK (Grief): https://vk.com/sonnerfun

VK (Anarchy): https://vk.com/sonnerfun_anarchy

Discord: http://discord.gg/ShT5shxjXC

Owner’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/@He3HaukaEzz/streams

5.42.211.44:25665

QuestingMC: Vanilla, Because Adding Sprinkles Would Make It Less Questing

ADDING, Attention, bedrock, Bedrock users, building, Couple of weeks, Discord, game modes, Ip:, java, Java users, Media, Minecraft, Network, Play, Questing, QuestingMC, Release, Server, sprinkles, Staff, Survival, twists, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2160
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	339187	Potions Brewed:	145
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Overview of QuestingMC Minecraft Server

Server Name	QuestingMC
Release Date	Couple of weeks
Initial Game Modes	Vanilla and Survival with twists
Available to	Java and Bedrock users
IP	play.questingmc.net
Discord	https://discord.questingmc.net

FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can both Java and Bedrock users join the server?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock users can access the QuestingMC server.

2. Are there any specific game modes available?

Initially, the server will offer Vanilla and Survival game modes with some twists.

3. When is the expected release date of QuestingMC?

The server is set to release in a couple of weeks.

4. Is the server currently looking for staff members?

Yes, the server is looking for staff members including those for Media, Building, and General Staff positions.

5. How can I join the QuestingMC Discord?

You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.questingmc.net

CraftyCongrats

candidate assessment, candidate evaluation, Communication, congratulations, contract, CraftyCongrats, employment, Experience, hiring process, interview, job application, job offer, Professionalism, promising applicant, qualifications, reading skills, Recruitment, selection process., tazumi sir, Well-Written, writing skills

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.

Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!