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CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

CraftyKittens, Edition, funhouse, KP-31, KP31, long trail, tags, Website

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Anime, Axed, CANCELLED, Characters, Choices, comic books, creativity, devastated, Disappointment, emotional, Fandom, favourite, graphic novels, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Life, Loss, Manga, Minecraft, new manga, Pain, PIXEL, Plot, question.., series, Server, storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	210
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European countries, generalizations, History, Identity, immigration, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, Poles, polish culture, PolishPoleDancers, prejudice, Server, societal attitudes, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	332
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

at my cute, clock wife, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTitsCraft, cute clock, cute clock wife’s, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, STOP, stop looking, stop looking at, VT, wife’s tits, Wifes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7065
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Crafty NEETs Server

Adventure, Casual, console, Crafty, Gaming, Hardcore, indie, multiplayer, neetdom, neets, normalfaggots, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, Playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, wagies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Star Shards Collected:	237	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	630	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

adventure maps, game information, Game Tools, madness, Minecraft, Mod list, modding, multiplayer, Official Wiki, Omnitool, Public Servers, Risqué Textures, starter guide, TEdit, TerraMap, Terraria, TerraSavr, texture packs, tmodloader, Trolls, tshock, visual guide, World Seeds

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	128
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

#forum posting, Adventures, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking online, digital communication, digital presence, Discord, e-attention, e-pookie, forum participation, internet culture, Mongolian basket weaving, noob, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, social media, virtual community

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

Anime, beauty, Bleach, Caress, Character, delicate, FLAWLESS, gentle, luxurious, Minecraft, Pampered, radiant, Sensitive, Sensual, Server, silky, skin, Smooth, Soft, Supple, touchable, Yoruichi, Yoruichis

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

abstract, art, artist, avant garde, Crafty, creativity, cubism, GENIUS, iconic, imagination, influential, innovation, inspiration, Masterpiece, Modern art, Painting, Palace, Picasso, Picassos, PIXEL, Portrait, self portrait, Self-expression, talent

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!