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Herman’s SMP Mansion – Minecraft SMP

1960s, black and white, classic tv, comedy, cult classic, eccentric, family, funny, Gothic, herman munsters, Hermans, Horror, iconic characters, MANSION, Minecraft, Monsters, Nostalgia, quirky, Sitcom, smp, spooky, Supernatural, tv show, vintage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Farms Harvested:	444	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and a unicorn! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of Herman Munsters (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get your own personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

AdvocateCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, advocate services, AdvocateCraft, Apology, Behavior, Boy Scouts, Disneyland, Drama, falling out, friendship, Generosity, girl scouts, insult, Minecraft, payments, Priorities, Server, Services, special education, splurges, trigger, Young Marines

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only good vibes are allowed! Looking for a place to escape from real-life witch insults and vile name-calling? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and leave all the drama behind, because here, we only spread positivity and build each other up. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand and have a good time.

Plus, we have special events where you can win virtual lollipops and bags of merchandise, just like at Disneyland! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Cadillac to drive around in while exploring our crazy world.

So come on in, leave the drama at the door, and let’s build some epic creations together. After all, who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the fun begin!

CarCrafters – No Regifts, Just Rifts

19 year old, car ownership, car registration, car rotting, CarCrafters, Experience, full-time job, gift, gifted car, insurance, Job, Job Opportunities, pet store, refusing to work, Regifts, RESPONSIBILITY, Rifts, stipulations, taking car back, Title, working with animals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict job requirement for all players! Just like the SO’s child in this story, you’ll have to work hard to earn your keep in our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’re not heartless – we’ll even give you a free car to help you get around (in-game, of course)!

Imagine cruising around in a 2009 GMC Yukon Denali XL, with all the bells and whistles, just waiting for you to hop in and explore our server. And don’t forget about the insurance – we’ve got you covered for six whole months!

But beware, if you don’t meet our job requirements within two months, that car is ours again. Just like in real life, you’ll have to hustle to keep your virtual wheels. And if you think you can skate by with just any job, think again – we’re looking for players with a passion for working with animals, even if they have no experience.

So come join us on our server, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Who knows, you might just find your dream job – or lose your car trying!

What is the IP for Socksfor3 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, socksfor3

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Socksfor3 is a popular family vlogging channel on YouTube featuring sisters Shyla, Ry and Zi. With a focus on challenges, pranks and family-oriented content, the channel has amassed millions of subscribers and views. Known for their lively personalities and close sibling bond, Socksfor3 has become a beloved online family for viewers around the world.

Kingcraft SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Hacking Admins Suggestions Cracked Offline Minecraft Tlauncher Sklauncher Multimc Multiplayer Creative Pvp Redstone Building Exploration Community, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to KingCraft SMP •===================•

• It’s a Java and Bedrock crossplay survival server

• You can do practically anything except hacking.

• Maintained by Staff and Admins

• Feel Free to give suggestions

• It is Cracked! That means anyone who plays offline minecraft (tlauncher, sklsuncher, multimc) can join!

kingcraft.revivemc.net:2200

🌍 Slightly Curved Isles – Just a bunch of Minecraft islands with 1.21, Java, Semi-Vanilla, 18+, Whitelist, Dynmap, PvE, LGBTQ+ Friendly

bunch, commands, Community, curved, Discord, donation, Dynmap, East US coast, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Islands, Isles, java, LGBTQ, Mature Players, Minecraft, multiplayer fun, player head database, PvE, quality of life, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping district, slightly, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	93
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1505	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Who Are We?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that began on the 25th of March. We are a community focused server with some plugins to enhance gameplay while keeping the essence of vanilla. We’ve just expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k!

What makes us stand out?

Features	Description
Semi Vanilla	We are a primarily vanilla survival server with some quality of life improvements.
Whitelisted	We review every application to ensure a positive community environment.
Server Location	East US coast for good connection around the world.
Shopping District	Player-run district to showcase creativity.
Events	Bi-weekly events and special off-schedule activities.
Resource Worlds	Portals to resource worlds for gathering materials.
No Pay-to-win	Donation perks are fair and non-P2W.
Staff	Friendly team of staff to assist players.
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication.

Join us today! Apply in our discord.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
How do I apply for whitelist?	Join our Discord server and follow the application process.
Are there donation perks?	Yes, but they are non-P2W and only for cosmetic enhancements.
Can I grief other players?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.
Is there a world border?	Yes, we have expanded our world border to 10k.

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animation, anime art, anime history, anime masterpiece., artistic excellence, best frame, Breathtaking, cinematic quality, Crafty, creative genius, critter, flawless execution., iconic scene, Masterpiece, Minecraft, narrative depth, Objectively speaking, Server, storytelling, top tier, unparalleled beauty, unparalleled craftsmanship, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Farms Harvested:	994	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate anime adventure like never before! Our server is so epic, it’s been dubbed the best frame in anime history – and for good reason!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a misunderstood anime villain with a tragic backstory. Along the way, you’ll meet quirky characters like Steve-kun and Creeper-chan, who will help you on your journey with their unique powers and abilities.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to have been forged by the anime gods themselves. Whoever wields this powerful weapon will become the ultimate anime protagonist and be able to vanquish any foe in their path.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the best frame in anime history for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero of your own epic tale!

Suck This Cock Now Minecraft SMP

adult content, Blowjob, Climax, Cock, deep throat, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, INTIMATE, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, oral sex, passionate, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensual, sexual desire, smp, Suck, temptation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	664477

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just don’t light it, trust us). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, and our events are so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Suck this cock now and join the madness!

SnackHideout Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, family dynamics, father daughter, Frustration, Hiding, INDEPENDENCE, job earnings, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, sharing, sibling dynamics, SnackHideout, SNACKS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is a serious business! Just like in this wild family drama, you’ll have to protect your precious snacks from sneaky snack thieves like my dad (40sm) who will stop at nothing to steal your treats.

Join our server and experience the thrill of hiding your snacks in secret locations, like closets or underground bunkers, to keep them safe from hungry raiders. Will you be able to outsmart your fellow players and keep your snacks all to yourself? Only time will tell!

But beware, just like in real life, there are no guarantees when it comes to snack sharing. You might find yourself in a heated debate with your friends over whether snacks are meant to be shared or kept all to yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So come join our server and embark on a snack-filled adventure like no other. Just remember, if you aggressively name call anyone over their snack preferences, you might just find yourself banned from the server. Let’s keep it civil, folks!

PainfulBlocks vs PeriodCramps

Boyfriend, Chronic pain, Communication, comparison, CRAMPING, Empathy, empathy vs sympathy, Endometriosis, endometriosis awareness, High School Football, ligament tear, menstrual pain, pain management, PainfulBlocks, period pain, PeriodCramps, relationship, sports injuries, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crops Grown:	1271
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with excruciating menstrual pain like our 22F player? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your pain behind! Our server is so fun and engaging, you’ll forget all about your endometriosis woes.

Plus, if your boyfriend constantly compares your pain to his old high school football injuries, don’t worry! On our server, you can team up with other players to show him just how different those pains really are. Maybe a friendly PvP battle will do the trick?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life pain and drama behind. Who knew escaping to a virtual world could be so therapeutic?