2020LifeB4MC SMP

2020LifeB4MC, daily routine, everyday life, life as usual, life before 2020, looking back, Memories, normalcy, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, pre-coronavirus, pre-COVID, pre-lockdown, pre-pandemic, pre-pandemic life, pre-quarantine, Reflection, Reminiscing, Routine, simpler times, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Votes:	2494
Animals Bred:	159	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	6890	Mines Excavated:	1343

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3469	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	8403
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

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