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BlockBuster TV and Chill

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

ya know wat’s better than old movies and new tv shows? MINECRAFT SERVER! dis server is da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in ur face but in a good way. u wanna join dis server cuz we got more diamonds than a rich dude’s pinky ring. we got more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. we got more mobs than a haunted mansion on halloween. come join us and build the craziest creations, battle the fiercest mobs, and make friends with the weirdest players. dis server is da place to be, trust me, u won’t regret it. so grab ur pickaxe and come join the fun!

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	8541

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	249	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2230	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Potions Brewed:	154	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	725158
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Star Shards Collected:	222	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6927	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2392	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

Awareness, clue, cognition, comprehension, Consciousness, Crafty, CREEPERS, Hint, Insight, Interpretation, intuition, knowledge, Meaning, mindfulness, paw print, Perception, realization, recognition, Significance, Symbolism, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Farms Harvested:	742	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!