Praying MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraftFamJam

parents, PUSHY, ashamed, Cards, SAVED

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.

Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.

Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.

So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!

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Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

combatants, children, Remembrance, Israeli forces, kaddish

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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PrayCraft Minecraft Server

PrayCraft, Terrorism, Pray, Muslim, religious intolerance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting stabbed is the competition! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and survive in a world where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is a creeper sneaking up behind you. With epic battles, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let’s show those zombies who’s boss! #PrayForSolingen3, more like #PlayForSolingen3!

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PrayCraft: Breaking the 4th Wall

FAITH, belief system, mindfulness, breaking the 4th wall, Reflection

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can break the 4th wall by praying in real life. like, u just gotta close ur eyes and say “pls let me find diamonds” and BAM u find diamonds in the game. it’s like u got super powers or somethin’. plus, we got flying pigs that drop golden apples and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. it’s lit af, u won’t regret joining this server, trust me.

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PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

social pressure, Insecurity, social expectations, Rude, self esteem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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Post-Coital Pixels

ex girlfriend, Nightmares, PostCoital, Kissing, blissful

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

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Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

PVs, Bagging, Commissions, LIMITED, Defense

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

love, wife material, Partnership, trad, Bro

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

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YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

camping, Adventure, yama no susume, YamaCraft, outdoor lifestyle

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

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CraftyRusBel Funhouse

Small, SWEET, Darling, adorable, precious angel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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