We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!
You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!
The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!
Forget about buying expensive gifts for birthdays – on our server, the only gift you need is a diamond pickaxe! Build a birthday cake out of blocks and celebrate in style. And if your virtual mom starts causing trouble, just block her (literally) and move on with your day.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? It’s time to game on and leave the family drama at the door.
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with non-stop action as we dodge wiffle balls flying at our houses and cars. Will you be the hero who saves the day by moving your car out of harm’s way, or will you risk it all and let the chaos unfold?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features epic quests to retrieve lost kickballs from the neighbor’s yard, complete with security camera obstacles and potential tripping hazards. Can you outsmart the kids and retrieve the ball without getting caught on camera?
Join us on this thrilling adventure and show the cul de sac who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone trips over a plant. So grab your virtual wiffle ball bat and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!
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| Server Name | Lacerta Survival |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Server Features | No plugins, no tping, no claims, no economy |
| Community Building | Encouraged to build nearby for sense of community |
| Server Goal | Build an active community of long-term players |
To join the server, you need to join the discord and get whitelisted. You can join the discord using this link: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx
No, there are no plugins on the server that modify the vanilla gameplay experience. This is a pure vanilla survival server.
No, there are no tping or claims plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to build relatively close to each other for a sense of community.
No, there are no economy plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to trade and interact with each other in a barter system.
You know how in the regular world you can’t just build a castle out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle? Well, on this server, you can do all that and more!
Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.
On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?
So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!
