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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9777 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
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