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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.
