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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9850 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 490104 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)