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KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	994971	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1137	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8700	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Votes:	557
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8646
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Void Gems Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Votes:	3738	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!