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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

bad language, banter, blocky, curse words, derogatory language, disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, expletives, explicit language, foul language, Hungarian insults, impolite phrases, inappropriate language, kurva anyátok, Minecraft, obscene language, offensive phrases, Profanity, rude expressions, Server, strong language, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

CubeChan Minecraft server

Ban, building, Cheating, Complaints, CubeChan, Damage, Discord, Ip:, Minecraft, peacefully, Players, Playing, Property, Reports, rules, Server, Server Load, Suggestions, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	1395
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the Kubchan server!

IP: cubechan.aboba.host

Now, in order to play on the server, it is not necessary to join discord.

Our conference: https://discord.gg/wPsUN4AC6X

Official thread: https://2ch.hk/mc/res/591180.html#605246

Apply anonymously to the whitelist (may take longer to consider): https://forms.gle/k14H94msL6cMbzHm7

Basic Rules:

– Do not kill players without mutual agreement

– Do not damage other people’s buildings

– Do not take someone else’s property without asking

– Do not cheat

– Do not build anything that can heavily load the server

– Do not interfere with other players playing peacefully

Punishment in the form of a ban for some time or forever depending on the severity of the crime.

Mail for complaints and suggestions: [email protected]

Or the #reports channel

cubechan.aboba.host

AardvarkMC

2024.., AardvarkMC, Adventure, Balanced, brand new, Builder, Community, Creative, crossplay, dreams, Economy, Fun, Great, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Sanctuary, Server, Survival, Vanillaplus, Voterewards

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Zombie Dances:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	4029
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Download, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, June 7, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, UTC+8, Version 2.2 Preview Page, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

amazing, ANONYMOUS, anonymous signature, artist, BlockyBeats, catchy, Enjoyable, fantastic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Great, Happy, love, Minecraft, Music, Positive, Server, Singer, song, Songwriter, TALENTED, upbeat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8884	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Towns Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

TropesRUs Minecraft Server

ancient spirit, ancient spirit trope, body possession, body sharing trope, Character development, dark fantasy, dual personalities, entity possession, FANTASY, favorite tropes, Haunting, inner conflict, Minecraft, Paranormal, Possession, possession trope, Server, sharing body, spirit possession, Supernatural, supernatural beings, supernatural trope, TropesRUs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

ElfenCraft Minecraft Server

13 year olds, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Disturbing, dog shit, Edgy, Elfen Lied, ElfenCraft, emotional, fondly, Gore, Lucy, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nyu, praise, Psychological, Server, Show, Trauma, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

BearShooters Minecraft Server

BearShooters, dumb bitch snitches neighbor shooting bear criminal investigation Tahoe bear house shot killed state investigation cop press retard stupid vindictive eaten arrested cuddle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?

Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!