Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.
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Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP
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SnuggleCraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner chaos.We have epic events like synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t even get me started on our legendary bedtime stories competition – trust me, you’ve never heard “The Three Little Pigs” like this before.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make some new friends, and maybe even find your favorite sleeping position (spoiler alert: it’s the “upside-down llama”), then join us today!
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RoommateFromHell
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Imagine living with the Joker as your room mate on our Minecraft server. You’ll never know what kind of pranks he’ll pull on you, from exploding TNT under your bed to filling your room with poisonous gas just for laughs. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? Join our server for a wild and unpredictable roommate experience like no other!
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VoronBoomCraft
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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of detonating massive ammo warehouses just like in real life!!! we have explosions galore and chaos everywhere!!! become a master of destruction and watch the world burn as you unleash your inner pyromaniac!!! join now and let the madness begin!!! #boom #minecraft #chaos #explosions #joinnow
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UniVerseCraft
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hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where da universe is all messed up and u gotta navigate through different dimensions and structures to survive? well, let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado of chaos and madness.imagine spawning in a world where gravity is upside down and u gotta build ur house on the ceiling. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a dimension where everything is made of candy and u gotta fight off evil gummy bears to survive.
but wait, there’s more! u might even come across a realm where time moves backwards and u gotta figure out how to walk backwards to progress. it’s like a puzzle game on steroids, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur brains.
so if u wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-twisting adventure, then join us on dis server and see if u can handle the reflections on the potential multistructure of the Universe. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
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Konoheaven: Where Minecraft is serious business but the community is anything but mature.
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Server Info Details Version 1.21 Fabric Location Eastern US (Virginia) Difficulty Hard Gameplay Settings Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled. Single-Player Sleep enabled. Mods Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. Live Map (Pl3xmap) and Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available. Economy Diamond based player-run shop economy Additional Details:
- Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competitive environment.
- Events and Challenges: Plenty of events with unique rewards. Karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!
- Custom Models: Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack (not required to download).
- Community: Players from US, Canada, and Europe welcome. Play solo or with others.
How to whitelist:
FAQs
1. What is the server’s version?
The server runs on 1.21 Fabric.
2. Where is the server located?
The server is located in Eastern US (Virginia).
3. What is the difficulty setting?
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
4. Are there any disabled gameplay settings?
Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms are disabled. Single-Player Sleep is enabled.
5. Are there any mods on the server?
The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. There is a Live Map (Pl3xmap) and an Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available.
6. How is the economy set up on the server?
The server has a diamond-based player-run shop economy.
7. Are there any specific rules for shops on the server?
There are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. A friendly competitive environment is encouraged. Toxic behavior will be intervened by staff.
8. What kind of events and challenges are available on the server?
There are plenty of events with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Events include karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!
9. Are there any custom models on the server?
Yes, there are custom items and hat models available that require a lightweight resource pack to view, but the resource pack is not required to download.
10. Is the server community-based?
Yes, the server focuses on playing and building together as a community. Players from the US, Canada, and Europe are welcome. Players can also choose to play solo.
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IntCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Attention, Austria, Baltic languages, Baltic nations, Baltonic, cultural integration, Estonia, european languages, German, Int, IntCraft, international proposal, language diversity, language merger, language unification, LATVIA, linguistic assimilation, linguistic diversity, linguistic unity, Lithuania, Minecraft, Server, super language, switzerland, UltimateHey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because we have a proposition for you that will blow your mind!Introducing our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we have merged the languages of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia into one super language called Baltonic! That’s right, no more confusion over which language to speak, now you can communicate with players from all three countries in this epic new language.
But wait, there’s more! Just like how Switzerland and Austria are forced to speak German, we are forcing the Baltic nations to speak Baltonic for the ultimate gaming experience. It’s like a linguistic adventure every time you log on!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to communicate with players from different countries in a language that no one has ever heard of before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?
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TentTrouble Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the friend in the story, we expect all players to keep each other updated at all times. Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real challenge here is maintaining constant communication with your fellow players.Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!
Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.
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DriveOrDieMC
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
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CellPhoneSMP – NegEfectos
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Are you tired of being constantly glued to your phone, missing out on all the epic adventures waiting for you in the virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the dreaded cell phone addiction that’s been holding you back from living your best blocky life.Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.