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PixelPerks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in the shape of a unicorn! Legend has it that those who find this rare block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it built. But be warned, the diamond unicorn block is guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit these explosive troublemakers and claim your wishes!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	128085
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	185
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dimension Hops:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	142	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	8521	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mines Excavated:	4824

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Items Found:	8112
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	7017	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	196590
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	784188
Star Shards Collected:	99	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!