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"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

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EasterBunny.exeNotFound

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover the x-rated version of finding out that the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Explore our custom-built world where you’ll encounter giant mutant bunnies, mischievous leprechauns, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, rumored to grant wishes and unlock hidden powers. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. The Easter Bunny may not exist, but the insanity on our server sure does!

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Bowl2PlateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls turning into plates and plates turning into bowls. it’s a wild ride of culinary chaos and confusion.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a kitchen, surrounded by giant bowls and plates that are constantly morphing into each other. it’s like a trippy acid trip, but in minecraft.

we have players who have mastered the art of cooking in the game, creating dishes that can actually heal you and give you superpowers. want to fly like superman? just eat a bowl of spaghetti made by our resident chef, Chef Boyardee.

our server is also home to the legendary Bowl-Plate War, where players must choose sides and fight for the honor of their chosen kitchenware. will you be a loyal bowl warrior or a fierce plate defender? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that a simple bowl could hold so much power?

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EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!

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so, like, u know how some people are, like, totally full of themselves and think they’re, like, the center of the universe? well, turns out they actually get nicer as they get older, like fine wine or stinky cheese. like, can u imagine a world where all the narcissists are suddenly all, like, giving and caring and stuff? it’s like a total plot twist in the story of life, man. so, if u wanna see this crazy transformation in action, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got all the narcissists you could ever want, but they’re, like, super nice and friendly now. it’s a total trip, dude. come see for yourself and be part of this wild social experiment. plus, we’ve got, like, diamond armor giveaways and stuff. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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MinedHype: Where griefers have a harder time ruining your day! Join now for Bedrock & Java fun in 1.21!

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.2
New Build Gallery	https://minedhype.com/builds (1810 pictures)

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ – Minecraft Server

1. Can I join the server using any Minecraft version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.

2. Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist. You can join directly using the server IP.

3. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server is free from any pay-to-win features.

4. Can I create my own shop in the public shopping district?

Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the /tpshop command to teleport there.

5. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can claim your area using the claim system provided on the server. Griefing is only allowed in areas that are not claimed.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Dawntrail Fun

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it!
Our in-game events are crazier than a pig riding a spider! From synchronized chicken dances to intense sheep shearing competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – last week, we had a meetup on top of a giant floating ship where players battled it out in a game of “Capture the Ender Dragon”!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to exclusive Twitch viewer rewards, including a pet llama that farts rainbows and a potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!
Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

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PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who can’t appreciate your stunning beauty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the royalty you truly are! Join us and bask in the admiration of all the other players who will be in awe of your gorgeous pixelated avatar. Who needs real-life compliments when you can rule over your own pixel kingdom with style and grace? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where you are the fairest of them all!

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PizzaCraft: Unlimited Slices Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your lifetime supply of the very last thing you purchased! Imagine never running out of that one thing that brings you joy and satisfaction every day.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building with an unlimited amount of your favorite item. Want to build a castle made entirely of pizza? Go for it! How about a roller coaster made of toilet paper rolls? The sky’s the limit (literally, because we also have unlimited blocks for you to build with).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the last person who joined our server ended up with a lifetime supply of diamond blocks, and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft land. Who knows what treasures await you on our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about running out of anything ever again. It’s a lifetime supply of fun and craziness waiting for you!

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MissileCraft: F16 Frenzy

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yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got russian missile strikes goin on like it’s no biggie! we got F-16 airfields gettin targeted left and right in Starokostyantyniv, like who even knows where dat is?! but it don’t matter cuz we got da most lit minecraft server eva! join us if u wanna survive the chaos and build some sick bases while dodgin dem missiles like a boss! ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft warrior!

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JoyThiefCraft

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server of all time? well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.
we’ve got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. all u gotta do is find it before the evil zombie king does. but watch out, he’s got an army of skeleton warriors ready to take u down.

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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