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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5470
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

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  • LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

    LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2797
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

    We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

    So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

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  • SystemSneakVIP

    SystemSneakVIP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3598
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Runes Activated: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 261
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dimension Hops: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 4662
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Dimension Hops: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Farms Harvested: 178
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND PLANE CRASHES LIKE AZERBAIJAN! FLY HIGH AND THEN CRASH LAND INTO OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DRAMA AND DESTRUCTION?! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS!

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  • Minecraft Melting Madness

    Minecraft Melting Madness
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3935
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1006 Dimension Hops: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3541 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server now to escape the impending doom of global warming! the united nations and the public are clueless about the true extent of the crisis. the ipcc messed up big time with their aerosol climate forcing, leading to a total underestimate of climate sensitivity. but fear not, on our server, you can build a virtual bunker to survive the apocalypse! gather your resources, team up with other players, and fight off the mobs of climate change deniers trying to destroy your precious pixelated world. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest survival fantasies in minecraft? join us now before it’s too late!

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  • DVCRAFT MALAYSIA

    DVCRAFT MALAYSIA
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2419
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ores Mined: 3299
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

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  • Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

    Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6237
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 572 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dimension Hops: 7

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

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  • OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

    OverseasDreams Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4675
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Emeralds Found: 655 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Votes: 8439

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

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  • CafeteriaCrew404

    CafeteriaCrew404
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4265
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

    Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

    Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

    So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

    BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2444
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ores Mined: 546 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 10

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    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

    DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1178
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

    Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

    So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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