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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!
