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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5229 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!