Pozzed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperz

Colonization, political exclusion, CraftyCreeperz, Canada, Jewish influence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as Jew-free as a ham sandwich on Yom Kippur? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t find a single Jewish block in sight! Our founding settlers didn’t just move up north to start Canada for no reason – they knew America was gonna be overrun by Jews and they wanted a safe haven for their pixelated adventures. So come join us and build your dream world without any pesky Jewish bankers ruining your fun! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be secretly controlled by the Illuminati…oops, did we say too much? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s kosher-certified and Jew-free!

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Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

media control, fealty, controversy, Edition, Propaganda

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

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UglyCraft: Where even the pixelated characters are forsaken by Google!

Meme culture, internet culture, character design, meme creation, pixelated

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic characters? Look no further! Our server is filled with the ugliest, most hilarious characters you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about characters so ugly, Google can’t even handle it! Join us for a wild adventure filled with meme-worthy moments and outrageous edits. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

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CraftyConfidence

self-confidence, self love, Self Respect, self-assured, inner strength

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server will have you strutting around like a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and you’ll be smiting creepers with your pinky finger and building epic castles with your eyes closed. Our server is like a confidence booster on steroids – you’ll be walking around like a Minecraft boss in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to communicate with these wise llamas and learn their ancient Minecraft secrets. Who needs a diamond sword when you have the wisdom of a llama on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most confident Minecraft player in the land. Trust us, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft superstar in no time!

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CraftyFinnAid118

financial support, CraftyFinnAid118, AID PACKAGE, diplomatic relations, humanitarian assistance

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, Finland just dropped a fat stack of 118 million euros on this server, like what even is that? It’s like raining money up in here, fam.

But wait, there’s more. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the plebs on the ground in awe of your greatness.

Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on this server are like, next level? Like, the creepers will straight up start breakdancing when they see you coming. And the zombies? They’ll be too busy trying to do the Macarena to even attack you.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s lit AF, fam. Just imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have and all the ridiculous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, who doesn’t want to be able to fly like a boss and watch mobs bust a move? Get on this server, stat.

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Memory Lane Minecraft

sentimental, wistful, Reminiscing, ELUSIVE, Lane

yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can relive all yo childhood memories and maybe even make some new ones! we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap!

remember dat time u built a sick treehouse in yo backyard? well now u can build a whole dang forest in dis server! we got trees taller than da Eiffel Tower and mushrooms bigger than yo grandma’s meatballs!

and don’t even get me started on da adventures u can go on! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions with ghostly mobs, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

so what u waitin’ for? come join da fun and make some memories dat u’ll never forget on dis one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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Green Space Survival

health benefits, urban design, mortality, Survival, Space

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft!

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What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

minecraft survival, xnestorio, minecraft but you can craft, nestorio, minecraft but with too much xp

xNestorio is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his PvP and survival gameplay videos on YouTube. With over 1 million subscribers, he is a well-respected figure in the Minecraft community. xNestorio is also a skilled player in competitive PvP events and has gained a large following for his entertaining and informative content.

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Vnlla.

Sethome, spawnvote, Survival, Plugins, commands

Join the New Vnlla SMP!Welcome to Vnlla SMP, where you can enjoy classic vanilla survival with a few helpful enhancements. Here’s what we offer:Grief Prevention Land Claiming: Protect your builds and resources with ease.Useful Commands:Use /spawn/sethome/home to navigate back to your build whenever you like.Keep Inventory is OFF: Adding more challenge to your survival journey!New Server: We’re a fresh server, constantly evolving with updates and new features. We don’t have admins yet, but will be selecting them based on player activity, respect, and commitment.Plugins:SethomeGriefPreventionSpawnVote Ranks We focus on keeping plugins simple and useful, ensuring that gameplay stays true to the vanilla survival experience. Plus, we encourage players to set up their own shops!Rules:No cheating or hacking.Avoid excessive swearing.Unclaimed land is free to loot—make sure to claim your area!

15.204.44.32:26427

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MineGlare Network

ah, Minigames, Vanilla, Roleplay, Shop

Welcome to MINEGLARE NETWORK this server is a semi vanilla server with /shop, /coinflip, /ah and way way more. Why not join the server and try it out for just 5 minutes, who knows, it could be very fun. We have an awesome community and staff team that can help you out with anything you may need!

Join today at mineglare.revivehost.net I hope to see you there!

mineglare.xyz:2235

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