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BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!

ball throwing, brain capabilities, brain power, brain processing, BrainyCraft, calculations, cognitive abilities, complex calculations, Fails, force application, human brain, mental calculations, numerical assignments, physics calculations, PHYSICS., powerful computers, self driving cars, self-driving technology, trajectory calculation, unconscious physics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ores Mined:	641
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1458	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

awkward first date, bizarre first date, CraftyLoveConnection, eccentric first date, extraordinary first date, funny first date, memorable first date, odd first date, offbeat first date, outlandish first date, peculiar first date, quirky first date, strange first date, uncommon first date, unconventional first date, unexpected first date, unique first date, unusual first date, weird first date

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7185
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2692	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	65
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!