🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9794 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!