Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more than just diamonds – you’ll find your player two!
Join us if you’re:
- 6’2 and taller (because height matters in the world of Minecraft)
- 6-7 face rating (because even your Minecraft avatar deserves to look good)
- 7’5 block long fingers (for those hard-to-reach places)
- Dress stylishly (because fashion is key, even in a blocky world)
Forget about Tinder or other dating apps – on our server, you’ll find the Asian or at least slavic partner of your dreams. And if you’re looking for someone who’s a 4+ in the looks department and willing to do anal, then look no further!
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