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Are You Seriously Saying Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, control, Corruption, Democracy, DOMINANCE, Elite, Government, INEQUALITY, influence, Leaders, Minecraft, oligarchy, Politics, power, Privilege, rulers, ruling class, smp, social hierarchy, society, wealth, West

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – these guys are the ones who rule over the west! And no, we’re not talking about cowboys and sheriffs, we’re talking about a group of players who have built the most epic western-themed town you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all, oh no. This SMP is filled with wild adventures and insane challenges. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game, but only if you can survive the traps and mobs lurking in the shadows.

And let’s not forget about the epic PvP battles that happen on the regular. These guys take their fights seriously, with players riding into battle on pigs armed with diamond swords. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild west Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for the tumbleweeds – they bite.

FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, aggression towards women, Assertiveness, beat up, Beatdown, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Confrontation, DOMINANCE, EASILY, femanon, Fight, intimidation, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Physical, power, self defense, smp, strength, Victory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	449	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ores Mined:	1185	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

Evolving Lands

Capture the Flag, city building, Civilization, Conquest, Crusader Kings, Diplomacy, Empire, Factions, Glory, Immersive, Innovative, Kingdom, Legacy, Medieval, power, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, The Holy Roman Empire, Throne, vast

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7961	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Evolving Lands: Banner Kingdoms

Step into BannerKingdoms, an innovative and immersive new gamemode where strategy, diplomacy, and conquest collide! Inspired by legendary games like Civilization and Crusader Kings, this experience combines the best of factions, city-building, and capture-the-flag, all within a vast medieval sandbox world. Will you rise to power and rebuild the glory of the The Holy Roman Empire, or carve your own unique legacy?

Unite the Lands, Lead Your People, and Claim the Throne in BannerKingdoms!

evoland.us.to

Galactic Gundam Minecraft Server

(PILOT), action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Cute girls, futuristic, Galactic, giant robots, grand new era, gundam, japanese animation, Mecha, Minecraft, mobile suits, power, Robots, science fiction, Server, Space, Technology, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	459
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2735

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Gundam has learned to harness the power of cute girls! That’s right, you can now battle it out with adorable anime girls by your side, wielding powerful weapons and casting magical spells.

Join us on this grand new era where the skies are filled with flying lolis and the mountains are guarded by kawaii warriors. Build your own empire and recruit an army of waifus to conquer the land. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of cute girls on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve fought alongside a team of magical girls, you’ll never want to go back to plain old mining again!

Desert Diplomat Minecraft Server

Accountability, bill, bribery, Connections, Corruption, Decision making, desert, diplomat, Ethics, family, favoritism, Government, Greed, influence, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MONEY, nepotism, policy, Politics, power, Senator, Server, Vote

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9249
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians and their shady deals? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only bribes you’ll see are in the form of diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so corrupt, even the creepers are in on it – they’ll explode in your face if you don’t pay up!

With connections to government officials (our admin’s uncle is a senator, no big deal), you’ll see firsthand just how dumb and corrupt politicians can be. Who needs real-world politics when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold in pixelated glory? Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the loot and treasure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

Cubed Empire

Alliance, Battleground, collaboration, Community, competitive, Cubed Empire, Faction, Factions, Immersive, Mechanics, Minecraft, Newcomer, power, PvP, seasonal resets, Server, skill, Strategist, strategy, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4592
Dragon Eggs Found:	2206	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Cubed Empire is a premier Minecraft server tailored for players who thrive in the competitive world of faction-based gameplay. With a unique and immersive experience, it stands out as the ultimate battleground for factions. Players can engage in intense battles, build alliances, and dominate the land through strategy and teamwork. Our server is meticulously crafted to challenge and inspire, offering dynamic mechanics, seasonal resets, and a community that values skill and collaboration. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a newcomer to factions, Cubed Empire provides the perfect environment to test your skills and rise to power.

play.cubedempire.com

MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

#youtube, Anon, be loved, cest la vie, disconnected, Evening, extra of the evening, girl, last thread, Life, long tail tags, love, meant to love, Minecraft, power, Resentment, Server, shorts, song of the day, tags, Thread, video of the night, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	2840
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Envious CEO Minecraft Server

billionaires, biological factors, CEO, ceos, competence, competence hierarchy, dominance hierarchy, envious, envy, Evolution, evolutionary, gulag, Hierarchy, Jordan Peterson, Jordan Peterson’s work, leftism, Minecraft, motivation, Needs, Politics, power, Server, society, Spite

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dominance hierarchy skills? Look no further than our server, where you can climb to the top of the competence hierarchy and claim your spot as the most powerful player in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing against other players to prove your worth. Just like in real life, the most competent and powerful players will rise to the top and dominate the server. And if you’re not up for the challenge, well, we have a special gulag waiting for you.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about dominance hierarchies here. We also cater to your evolutionary needs, providing a unique gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

Soviet Minds Minecraft Server

aerospace industry, cold war, drunk Yeltsin, economic decline, great minds, History, innovation, Minds.., Minecraft, political leadership, Politics, power, russia, Russian aerospace engineers, russian history, scientific advancements, Server, Soviet, Soviet scientists, soviet union, Soviets, space exploration, stagnated, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Soviet engineer genius! Forget about the stagnation of Russia, on our server you can build incredible aerospace creations that will rival even the great minds of the Soviet era.

Imagine crafting a rocket ship that can fly to the moon and back in record time, all while dodging drunken Yeltsin lookalikes along the way. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity soar to new heights (literally)!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and become the next legendary Russian aerospace engineer? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to blast off into a world of endless possibilities!

What is the IP for More Lachlan Minecraft Server?

battle royal, battle royale, Bronze, chapter 2, chapter 4, duos, epic games, esports, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, fortniteupdate, games, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lachydachy, laclan, lacy, mccreamy, Minecraft, new season, poggies, power, PUBG, pwr, Race, RANK, ranked, rlcs, ROAD, rocketleague, Server, to, unreal, update, video games, warzone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2310
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	6091	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

More Lachlan is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk, pop, and rock influences, More creates music that resonates with listeners on a deep emotional level. His captivating performances and honest songwriting have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry. More continues to create impactful music that connects with audiences around the world.

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4069	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crops Grown:	3603	Dimension Hops:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6214

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6522	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!