come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! we got donald trump and zelenskyy fighting it out in the chat, with trump demanding compromises and zelenskyy straight up calling him a killer. it’s like a political showdown but in minecraft form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in our server? join now for the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in a minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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NoCompromisesWithKiller
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CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MineCraftyCommieDeal
come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
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MineCraftyPolitics
so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
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Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!
so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun!
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PutinOuttaOffice Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, if Putin gets removed from office against his will, all the mobs in the game will turn into Russian spies and try to take over the server! It’s like a real-life conspiracy theory but in Minecraft, how epic is that?! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special pet llama named Vlad who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your base. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and madness that goes down on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness and memes! So come join us and let’s overthrow Putin together…in Minecraft, of course! LOL 😂🤪🦙🇷🇺 #MinecraftConspiracy #PutinPetLlama #SMPShenanigans
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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?
With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!
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CraftyRussianElectionFun
so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover