So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry uprising?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
Our server is so wild that even Agent Krasnov himself would be shocked by the shenanigans that go on here. Rumor has it that he once tried to join our server, but couldn’t handle the chaos and had to log off in a hurry!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for new players who aren’t afraid to embrace the madness. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to staging epic PvP battles with llamas as your trusty steeds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and see why everyone is talking about the most insane Minecraft server around. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!
so, i was talking to this dude, gabrielius landsbergis, and he was all like, ukraine should totally stand their ground and not let trump push them around. like, ukraine is too cool for that nonsense, they don’t need to be dealing with trump’s shenanigans.
if ukraine was a minecraft server, they would be like, the coolest server ever. like, they would have all the best mods and the craziest builds. you would totally want to join that server because it would be so lit, you wouldn’t even believe it.
so yeah, ukraine shouldn’t sign up for any deal, even if trump tries to blackmail them. they should just keep doing their thing and being awesome. join their minecraft server and see for yourself how epic it is. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Server Name | Stoneworks |
|---|---|
| Server Type | GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding |
| Active Players | 200-250/day |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the Valdic Union? | The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system. |
| How can I join the Valdic Union? | You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there. |
| Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build? | Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best. |
| Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks? | Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server. |
Join us for the ultimate adventure in the land of life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll ban them faster than you can say “diamond sword”). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and start crafting your way to victory! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even playing Minecraft?).
We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!
And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).
So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning! Our spawn town is a literal circus, with clowns juggling TNT and pandas riding unicycles.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have llamas in armor battling it out. And don’t even get me started on our shopping district, where you can trade diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, this chapter of your life will be titled “The Epic Adventures of Potato-Powered Llamas and Pig-Riding Chickens”.
join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.
and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!
plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!
so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!
Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft
also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.
so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| A | Default Prisoner |
|---|---|
| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:
Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
