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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 188 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!
SMii7Y, whose real name is JJ, is a Canadian YouTube gamer and content creator known for his humorous commentary and gameplay videos. He started his channel in 2011 and has since gained a large following of over 4 million subscribers. SMii7Y is also part of the gaming group 
