Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Rules:
Respect Everyone: Treat all players and staff with respect and courtesy.No Alt Accounts: Don’t use alt accounts to help, that’s not fair.Fair Play: Cheating, hacking, or using disallowed mods is strictly prohibited.No Harassment: Bullying, harassment, or any form of discrimination will not be tolerated.PvP Rules: PvP is allowed only in designated areas or during wars.No Spamming: Do not spam the chat, commands, or any server functions.Keep It Clean: Use appropriate language and avoid profanity or offensive remarks.No Advertising: Advertising other servers, websites, or products is not allowed.Protect Privacy: Do not share personal information about yourself or others.Build Appropriately: No offensive or inappropriate builds are allowed.Stay Active: Inactive factions may be disbanded after a period of inactivity.Obey War Rules: Follow all server rules regarding faction wars and conflicts.No Power Abuse: Faction leaders must not abuse their powers over members.No Member Stealing: Stealing from other faction members is strictly forbidden.No Tpa Death Traps: Do not create traps that cause unavoidable or unfair deaths.Respect Protected Areas: Do not interfere with protected areas or official events.Appropriate Skins: Use skins that are appropriate and non-offensive.No Lag Machines: Do not create devices that cause server lag or performance issues.Report Exploits: Report any bugs or exploits to the staff immediately.Rule Enforcement: Violation of these rules may result in warnings, kicks, or bans.
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RULES:
1.No Griefing (Unless warranted or necessary)
2.No Spamming
3.No Advertising
4.No Cursing/No Constant Cursing
5.No Trolling/Flaming (Unless warranted or necessary)
6.No Banned Items Without Permission. (Ex: OP Tools and Nuke TNT)
7.No Asking for OP, Ranks, or Items (Seriously, you will not get it. Plus, there is literally an area that gives you free food.)
8.Respect all Players
9.Obey Staff There the Law
10. No Racist or Sexist Remarks.
11. No Mods/Hacks
12.No Full Caps Messages (Unless warranted or necessary)
13.No Builds Near Spawn (50 blocks away Min)
14.No 1×1 Towers (Unless warranted or necessary. Plus why tf would you do this unless you’re being chased.)
Mod/Admin Rules:
15.Be Responsible with the privileges you are given as a Mod/Admin
16.Do not spawn blocks or items for other players (There is a free item zone)
17.When Trading, only buy and sell legit items (No items YOU spawned.)
18.Only help build for other players using legit items and blocks. Better yet, just let them do it themselves. I’ll just give them free wood.)
19.No Power Abuse Without Permission from Mikey (Mikey is the owner. Goes by the username “MikeyTV10” [Even then it’s unlikely Mikey will let you])
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20. Yes, You Are Allowed To Fight
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We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.
Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!
