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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5121 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 1007 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have more mountains than south korea. i mean, who even knew that was possible, right?
we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.
