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  • $5 Meal Deal Server

    $5 Meal Deal Server
    yo, forget about handing out $5 for a meal, come join our cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha cha slide!

    we got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that tell knock knock jokes, and villagers who throw parties every night.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is like “dayum, i gotta get in on this action!”

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and unicorn tears.

    trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution against the sheep!

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  • CraftyArgPovertyMC Server

    CraftyArgPovertyMC Server
    lol imagine living in a place where more than half the peeps are broke af. not on our minecraft server tho! we got diamonds for days, yo! join us and leave ur poor life behind. we even got a secret underground society where we trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story bro. so come on over and leave the poverty line in the dust.

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  • DisastrousMC SMP

    DisastrousMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to create the most ridiculous and outrageous structures possible. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses made entirely out of cake. Why join this server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a mad scientist who is using the server as a testing ground for his latest invention: a machine that turns diamonds into real-life puppies. Yes, you read that right. So if you want to be a part of this wacky experiment and potentially have a puppy army at your disposal, then this is the SMP for you. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone starts competing to see who can create the most absurd creation of them all.

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  • CraftyMcLaughs

    CraftyMcLaughs
    Are you tired of living like a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience a life of luxury and opulence like never before.

    On our server, you can build your own mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride around on a solid gold horse, and even hire a team of villagers to cater to your every whim. No more scavenging for resources or living in a dirt hut – on our server, the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a custom sky limit of 1000 blocks)!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events such as the annual “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players can compete to find the most diamonds and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can take on the “Dragon Slayer” challenge and prove your worth as the ultimate warrior.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave your poor person life hacks behind – it’s time to live like a Minecraft king!

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  • HomelessTalesMC

    HomelessTalesMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding sheep and dancing creepers!

    Join us and you’ll hear the craziest stories from our resident homeless villager, who claims to have once ridden a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that the last player who tried to take it on ended up befriending it and starting a dragon daycare service.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

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  • CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

    CraftyMcLifeUpgrade
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

    if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

    the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

    so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

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  • SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails

    SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, u can escape all the craziness of the real world, like the sudan war and stuff. u can build ur own lil kingdom and be the ruler of ur own land, no famine or peace talks falling short here, just pure minecraft fun. plus, u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens, it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind, let’s get crafting and building together!

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  • WorldChangerMC SMP

    WorldChangerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to change the world…literally!

    On our server, you have the power to reshape the land, create new biomes, and even summon mythical creatures to do your bidding. Want to turn the entire world into a giant lava pit? Go for it! Feel like unleashing a horde of zombie chickens on your enemies? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house or seeing who can ride a pig the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of diamond blocks (don’t ask how that works, it just does).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just change the world in ways you never thought possible!

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  • NoBrokeJobsMC

    NoBrokeJobsMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

    Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

    But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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