POVERTY Minecraft Servers

Poverty

  • Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

    Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

    HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

    Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by fighting for the honor of Palestine… in Yemen! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is set in a wacky alternate universe where Yemen is starving for the sake of Palestine. Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests to gather resources and food to send to our starving Yemeni friends. But be warned, the mobs are extra hungry in this server and will stop at nothing to steal your precious supplies. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of humanitarian aid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

    Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OligarchyCraft

    OligarchyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

    PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

    The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

    We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

    So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?

    Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrokeBoiMC SMP

    BrokeBoiMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove you’re not poor! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret vault filled with stacks of emeralds for all members. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a long-lost prince who will grant you three wishes if you find his hidden castle in the sky. So come join us and show off your wealth in style! #RichKidsOnly

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP