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CraftyArgPovertyMC Server
lol imagine living in a place where more than half the peeps are broke af. not on our minecraft server tho! we got diamonds for days, yo! join us and leave ur poor life behind. we even got a secret underground society where we trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story bro. so come on over and leave the poverty line in the dust. -
CraftyGunZ: PewPewPoverty
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows from skeletons! we got disparities seen in unintentional creeper explosions across our virtual states! three factors emerged as significant in predicting unintentional block destruction by state: percent of players wearing diamond armor, below the poverty level of diamonds, and owning pickaxes!we got crazy stories like one time a player accidentally set off a TNT trap in their own base and blew up their entire house! but don’t worry, we have grief protection so you can build in peace without worrying about accidental explosions (unless you want to, we won’t judge).
so come join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and unintentional chaos on our minecraft server! you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own base, then you might regret it a little).
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Birds Haven Server 1.20.5
Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of politics! We promise that no birds will be harmed in the making of our virtual world. Plus, our eggs are always affordable, just like Drumpf promised! Don’t be like the Democrats, come join us for some crazy fun and questionable reality! -
FrontPorchMinecraftServer
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your mil moving out? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Imagine a world where your mil’s furniture takes over every room, just like how creepers take over your base in the game. But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of your rent bouncing like a slime block, leaving you in a sticky situation. Will you be able to gather enough resources to pay off your debts and avoid eviction?
Join our server now and embark on a journey crazier than trying to reason with your mil. Build, survive, and thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your mil’s unwanted furniture). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!
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GFAlarmSnoozeNoWakeAITA
Looking for a Minecraft server that will wake you up with a bang? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending alarm clock that will keep you on your toes (or in this case, on your blocky feet) at all times.Join us and experience the thrill of oversleeping and rushing to make it to work on time, just like our player’s girlfriend! Don’t worry about being responsible for waking up on your own, because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and alarms are just a suggestion.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some early morning drama, come join us! But be warned, you might just end up giving someone the cold shoulder (or in this case, the cold block) if you don’t play by the rules.
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CityCrafters
Have you ever wanted to visit a city so big, you could get lost for days? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is home to the most massive city you’ll ever see! We’re talking skyscrapers made out of diamonds, streets paved with gold blocks, and a giant statue of a creeper that shoots fireworks out of its eyes.But that’s not all! Our city is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring the biggest city you’ve ever seen! Who needs real-life cities when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?
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KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the craziest place ever! We got spies from Ukraine droppin’ bombs like it’s nobody’s business, and North Korea be hookin’ up Russia with all their ammo like it’s a freakin’ Black Friday sale!Join us and be part of the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen, from secret missions to epic battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top-secret government conspiracy while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! -
SproutCraft – Type2DiabetesDefense
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the broccoli sprout compound of servers, man! Like, this server is so lit, it can help fend off type 2 diabetes! I ain’t even kidding, bro!So, like, there’s this one vegetable compound, right? It’s called sulforaphane, and it’s like the superhero of the antioxidant world. And get this, it actually improves blood sugar levels in people with prediabetes! Like, what even is that madness, dude?
If you wanna avoid getting T2D and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server, man. It’s like a magical broccoli kingdom where you can build insane structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find the legendary broccoli sword of destiny! Don’t miss out, bro! Join now and let’s conquer diabetes together, one broccoli at a time!