Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.
Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!
Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.
And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.
So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!
Join us and experience a world where poverty, corruption, and terrorism are a thing of the past. Our advanced technology and socially progressive policies will make you wonder why you ever played on any other server.
We have special events like the “Hijab Fashion Show” where players can show off their stylish headscarves, and the “Halal Food Festival” where you can feast on virtual kebabs and baklava.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself why Muslims should be ruling the world! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise like ours?
Join us on this wild ride where you’ll have to get creative with your survival tactics. Maybe you’ll have to resort to eating your fellow players or even turning to cannibalism (just kidding…maybe). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in your quest to stay alive!
So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your limits and push you to the brink of insanity, then come join our server. Just remember to bring your own snacks, because you won’t find any here!
We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?
1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!
2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!
3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?
Our server is so realistic, you’ll have to start your own potato farm just to survive. And watch out for the roaming bandits who will steal your precious cobblestone blocks without a second thought.
But don’t worry, we have a thriving black market where you can trade your emeralds for enchanted golden apples and even rare unicorn mounts. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life village with all your crazy neighbors.
So come join us on our Third World Economy server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Ever wanted to prove your babysitting skills to your mom’s new stepkids? Well, now you can in our virtual world! Show them who’s boss as you whip up some virtual pizza and leave them to their own devices while you conquer the Minecraft universe.
But beware, your mom’s husband may show up to complain about your babysitting skills, so be prepared to defend your choices and stand your ground. Who knew babysitting could be so intense and drama-filled?
So join us on our Minecraft server and show the world that you may not be the best babysitter in real life, but in the virtual world, you’re a babysitting legend in the making! Let’s see if you can handle the ultimate babysitting challenge and prove once and for all that you’re the master of Minecraft babysitting.
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, battling dragons, and building your own empire out of precious gems. Who needs a boring old childhood lesson when you can have an epic adventure in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your inner child run wild in a world where the floor is always lava…but also diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant statue of a potato, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a white collar job when you can have this much fun?
| IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
|---|---|
| Java Version | 1.20.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers players a truly immersive and engaging gameplay experience. With a combination of classic Minecraft elements and RPG features, players have the freedom to explore, build, and engage in quests and dungeons with friends.
We’ve just added new visual effects to all class passive skills!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft does the server use? | The server uses Java Version 1.20.1. |
| How many classes are available on the server? | There are 12 different classes to choose from on the server. |
| Are there dungeons to explore in the server? | Yes, there are 6 dungeons available for players to explore with friends. |
| Can players engage in quests? | Yes, there are tons of quests available for players to complete. |
From Lia, the master of mischief, to Utatane Nasa, the sleepwalking sensation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – they once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Fujikura Uruka, the queen of chaos, and Shisui Michiru, the prankster extraordinaire. And let’s not forget about Tenma Maemi, who once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!
Join us on this epic journey with Pipkin Pippa, the adventurer with a heart of gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kaneko Lumi, the mystical wizard who can summon lightning with a flick of her wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our outrageous crew!
Picture this: you and your best friend are all set to explore the wonders of Rio, only to find out that her shady boyfriend John decided to crash the party. But fear not, on our server, you can cancel that trip faster than you can say “unemployed pharmacist”.
Experience the thrill of making impulsive decisions and standing your ground against toxic relationships. Who needs a vacation in Rio when you can have a virtual getaway filled with excitement and chaos?
So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there, where cancelling plans is just the beginning of the wild ride. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of gamers ready to have your back? Let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “I cancelled that trip like a boss!”
