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MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3938
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	620850	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MapleCraftLand

beavers, Canada, cold weather, Diversity, French-English bilingualism, Hockey, immigration, indigenous culture, justin trudeau, maple syrup, MapleCraftLand, moose, Mounties, Multiculturalism, Niagara Falls, poutine, Rocky Mountains, Tim Hortons, Toronto, universal healthcare, vancouver

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4081
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

Pixelated Poutine Palace: Where Creepers Say ‘Merci’!

acknowledgment, aid, Alliance, appreciation, Assistance, collaboration, Community, cooperation, CREEPERS, european union, Generosity, gratefulness, Gratitude, merci, Palace, Partnership, pixelated, poutine, recognition, solidarity, Support, teamwork, thank you EU, thanks, Unity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best moves and win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft community in the universe? Thank you EU for choosing us as your new favorite server!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

Bilingual, Canada, Canadian, cold weather, Diverse, English, French, Hockey, indigenous peoples, maple leaf, MapleCraft, moose, Mounties, multicultural, North America, poutine, provinces, Rocky Mountains, Territories, Tim Hortons, Wilderness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7622

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

Ethereal Enchantment 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adult, adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, d.., desire, Enchantment, Ethereal, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, fetish community, fetish culture., fetishization, inappropriate, kink, Mature, relegated, sexual, taboo, Trash, WOMAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Votes:	2795	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft servers that are as wild and crazy as your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Well, have I got a server for you! Join us for a wacky adventure where adult woman fetish is banned to the depths of /d/ and /trash/ – because who needs that kind of drama when you’re just trying to build your dream castle, am I right? Come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures while we keep things PG-13 and family-friendly. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – just make sure it’s not an adult woman fetish diamond, eww! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

ExClosureNeededLOL

arguments, Breakup, Christian, Closure, Communication, Emotional support, ex, ExClosureNeededLOL, introspection, LGBTQ, LGBTQ relationships, long distance, love, military service, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, relationship closure, self reflection, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with heartbreak, long-distance relationships, and military service drama! Our community is like a soap opera, but in block form.

Experience the thrill of dating someone who is in the military, only to have them break up with you during your night shift. Cry silently while mining for diamonds and battle creepers as you navigate the complexities of love and relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Get closure by refusing to meet up with your ex, just like our server owner did. Who needs closure when you have a pickaxe and a dream to build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that awaits. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BingeWatchFeelsMC SMP

binge watch, BingeWatchFeelsMC, Challenging, difficult to watch, distressing, draining, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, emotionally hard, emotionally taxing, Gripping, gut-wrenching, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, heavy, Impactful, INTENSE, mentally exhausting., Powerful, smp, tearjerker, tv show

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6114
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair where the admins host epic dance parties every night! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else on the internet. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Also, which TV show is emotionally hard to binge watch? I’d say Spongebob Squarepants because every time Squidward gets all grumpy, I just wanna give him a hug and tell him everything’s gonna be okay. But then he just goes back to being grumpy and I’m like, dude, chill out and eat a Krabby Patty or something. LOL!

FetishCraft: Where Creativity Gets Kinky

art, artistic integrity, artistic vision, blatant instances, Boundaries, controversial, creativity, Creators, Expression, FetishCraft, fetishes, hidden desires, Influences, Kinky, Literature, personal interests, storytelling, subtext, taboo, Themes, work, Writers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3033
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further than our server, where our creators have let their wildest fetishes run wild! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava-filled dungeons, giant cat-shaped mountains, and villagers who only speak in puns about pickaxes. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and indulge in the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

The Last Joust 2.0

Alliance, battle, Chivalry, Combat, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions server, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Fantasy, medieval roleplay., Medieval Warfare, Modpack, Player vs Player, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, RPG, Sieges, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	1122
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Creative Plots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

Join our community today

194.213.3.154:25587

ShockSMP

Adventure, Community, Custom World Generation, Geophilic datapack, Land Protection, minecraft server, PvE, Realistic Seasons, Roleplay, ShockSMP, Shopkeepers, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey everyone!

Looking for a fun and immersive survival experience? ShockSMP is the perfect place for you! What Makes ShockSMP Unique?

Custom World Generation: Powered by the Geophilic datapack for stunning landscapes! Realistic Seasons: Experience changing seasons as you play. Shopkeepers: Buy and sell items with ease. Land Protection: Keep your builds safe and secure! Why Wait? Join today and be part of our growing community!

Let’s create amazing adventures together!

mc.shocksmp.com

Team BaerCraft’s Community Servers

Adventure, BaerCrafts, Community, Community-voted, CONTENT, creativity, Creators, Development, Exploration, games, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, PC, Performance, Rotational, Servers, smp, Staff, Support, TEAM

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crops Grown:	6282	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Server Name	Description
BaerCraft	A modpack that offers a variety of gameplay options, focusing on adventure, creativity, stages, and soft expert gameplay.
Trash Panda Craft

Creators & Community Overview

FAQs

Question	Answer
What modpacks are available on the server?	BaerCraft and Trash Panda Craft are the main modpacks available, with additional community-voted modpacks rotating every 3 months.
How many servers are usually running?	The server typically runs about 4 servers, including official multiplayer servers for the main modpacks.
What is the focus of the modpacks?	BaerCraft offers a variety of optional gameplay experiences, while Trash Panda Craft blends challenge and fun with its gameplay elements.
Is the community active in discussing other games and topics?	Yes, the community is active in discussing a variety of other games and topics beyond Minecraft.
How can I join the Discord community?	You can join the Discord community by clicking on the provided link.

MysticCrafted 1.20

10 minutes, 90 IQ, Above, alone, asmoncringe, asmongold, Average, buddy, challenge, cringe, died, drink, drinking challenge, Minutes, MysticCrafted, no shit, person, response, Video, watch

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	221
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the curse of Asmongold!

We offer a safe haven for those who have lost friends to ridiculous drinking challenges.

Build your own virtual world where no one will force you to watch endless streams of questionable content.

Escape the madness and join us for some blocky fun!

No more “no shit” moments, just pure Minecraft joy.

FairCraft FamBam Tax

fair rent, Faircraft, FamBam, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family estrangement, family meeting, family of five, family relationships, Family Therapy, home repairs, rent dispute, rent negotiations, rent splitting, rental agreement, rental arrangements, rental disagreements, rental expenses, sibling rivalry, square footage, Tax

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of family drama and disagreements over rent? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life disputes and enjoy a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

On our server, you can create your own family dynamic with other players and split resources however you want – no spreadsheets required! Want to live in a mother-in-law suite with your own bathroom and kitchen? Go for it! Or maybe you prefer to roam around in a class A RV, vanlife van, and jeep – the choice is yours.

And don’t worry about any .5 disputes over kids paying rent – on our server, everyone is treated equally, no matter their age or number of family members. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the best spot to build their castle.

CreepyCraft City

abandoned places, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, city, creepy, creepycraft, danger, dark alleys, eerie, fear, Ghost Town, hair-raising, Haunted, heart-pounding, Mysterious, nerve-wracking, scariest city, spine-chilling, spooky, thrill-seeking, travel, unsettling, urban-exploration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Have you ever been to a city where the streets are paved with diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on flying pigs? No? Well, you clearly haven’t visited our Minecraft server yet! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest city you’ll ever see in your virtual life.

Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a giant zombie pigman comes charging at you, but don’t worry, he just wants to give you a high-five. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in this city. You might encounter a group of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just when you think you’re safe, they’ll sneak up behind you and BOOM! Your house is gone in a cloud of smoke.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of exploring a city where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in Minecraft land. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond armor).