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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	4899	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	2424	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	92426	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1242	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	111
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Ores Mined:	7581
Zombie Dances:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	729	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	1461	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	1439
New Chunks Explored:	502574	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Animals Bred:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!