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Femboy Fantasy 1.21
#facial hair, Bi, boi bussy, Boring, cock slave, cute, enthusiastic, fake breasts, FANTASY, Femboy, femboys, feminine men, Gay, hormones, Lame, Larping, pasta, Pound, slim bodies, steak, switch up, WomenAre you tired of boring femboys who are just women pretending to be men pretending to be women? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find cute, slim, feminine men without all those gross hormones! Our server is full of enthusiastic cock slaves just waiting for someone to pound their boi bussy. Who needs women when you can switch things up with some steak after having pasta for 3 nights in a row? Life is gay and lame, but our server is here to spice things up! Join now for a wild ride! -
ImperialCraft: Time Warp!
fahrenheit, foot, GALLON, Imperial system, Imperial system nightmare, ImperialCraft, Measurement, Mile, Nightmare, Pound, Time, time confusion, time conversion, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, time units, time units in Imperial system, time units nightmare, timekeeping, unit conversion, units of measurement, Warp, YARDlol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun! -
PoundPupPrankster
Argument, Asshole, contentious conversations, destroyed garden, dog in yard, doggy door, Fence, flower garden, garden destruction, neighbor dispute, neighbors dog, open backyard, Pound, PoundPupPrankster, slammed door, taking dog to pound, throwaway, unleashed dog, vegetable gardenAre you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own garden without the fear of it being destroyed by a neighbor’s dog! Our virtual world has no boundaries, so you can grow your vegetables and flowers in peace.Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!
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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter
600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weightAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).
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FashionTrendz Minecraft Server
If you could bring back any fashion trend, it would definitely be the “Diamond Armor Chic” look from our Minecraft server! Picture this: strutting around in full diamond armor, enchanted with protection and feather falling, looking like a total boss while slaying creepers and zombies left and right. Who needs Gucci when you can have a full set of shiny diamond armor to show off your style and protection skills? Join our server and bring back this iconic fashion trend with a bang! -
CraftyMealz
beginner cooking, comfort food, convenient cooking, CraftyMealz, easy cooking, effortless dish, fast food, instant meal, last minute dinner, lazy meal, low effort cooking, microwaveable, minimal effort, no cooking skills needed, no fuss meal, pantry meal, quick fix meal, Quick Recipe, simple dinner, simple ingredients, stress-free cookingAre you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Look no further, because our server is like a gourmet meal for your Minecraft cravings! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns through rainbow forests, and building a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to your boring old lazy meals after tasting the insanity of our server! -
TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
China, Commitment, Conflict prevention, Defense, Diplomacy, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, leadership, Military, Minecraft, PLEDGE, Politics, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, von der Leyenlol this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got von der leyen herself fighting off china from invading taiwan in minecraft!!! imagine the epic battles, the explosions, the drama! come join us and be part of the action, save taiwan with von der leyen by your side! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft! -
NukeCraft: The Forgotten Fallout
#sustainability, Abandoned, Apocalypse, catastrophe, devastating effects, Disaster, dystopian, ecological impact, Environment, Fallout, Forgotten, Future, humans, long-term consequences, movies, nuclear power plants, nukecraft, post-apocalyptic, radiation, science fiction, shows, Survival, Technologycome join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to survive the aftermath of a nuclear disaster! imagine a world where mutant creepers roam the land and radioactive zombies lurk in the shadows. build your base out of glowing green blocks and fight off hordes of mutated animals with your trusty diamond sword.why join? because where else can you ride a mutant spider into battle while wearing a hazmat suit made of enchanted golden carrots? plus, our community of players is like a dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when they’re blowing up your base for fun.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and mayhem of a post-apocalyptic wasteland like never before! just remember to watch out for the giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes.
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HydroCropCraft
agricultural innovation, bigger crops, controlled release, crop growth, crop yield, engineered soil, farming advancement, fertilizer supply, HydroCropCraft, less water, nutrient efficiency, nutrient management, plant hydration, plant nutrition, smart soil, soil moisture, soil technology, Sustainable Agriculture, water capture, water conservation, water efficiencyjoin our epic minecraft server where the soil is so smart it grows crops bigger than your mom’s garden! our soil is like a genius, it can capture water from the air like a ninja and give plants all the nutrients they need to thrive. you won’t believe your eyes when you see the size of our pumpkins, they’re bigger than a house! come join us and witness the magic of our “smart soil” for yourself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, what more could you ask for? come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!