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r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

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CraftyBidenVsNetanyahu

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so like, come join our epic minecraft server because biden said netanyahu is like, not doing enough to get a hostage deal. like, who even knew they were playing minecraft together, right? but seriously, our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. join now to see if you can negotiate a deal with biden or netanyahu while building the sickest pixel art the world has ever seen. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

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Trash Talk Minecraft Server

cognitive burden, division of labor, domestic tasks, family dynamics, garbage disposal, gender equality, Gender Roles, home maintenance, household chores, Household Management, household responsibilities, mental exhaustion, mental health, Mental load, mental strain, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, parenting, parenting roles, Server, stress, Talk, task planning, Trash

So, like, this server is totally lit, fam. Like, moms are always thinking about cleaning and stuff, right? But on this server, you can escape all that and just chill with your blocky buddies. Dads, they’re all about taking out the trash, but here, we take out the trash mobs instead. And like, moms plan everything, but on this server, you can just go with the flow and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all that real life planning and cleaning behind. Let’s build some epic stuff together, yo!

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What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

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Asmongold TV, also known as Zack, is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his World of Warcraft gameplay. With a large and dedicated following, Asmongold’s streams typically feature insightful commentary, entertaining gameplay, and engaging interactions with his audience. In addition to his impressive gaming skills, Asmongold is also well-known for his candid and humorous personality, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

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David’s Fart Cloud: A Stinky Adventure [SMP] [Network] [PvE] {Java} {Bedrock} {13+}

ADMIN, Adventure, Amplified World, bedrock, Caves, Cliffs, cloud, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, Event World, fart, Features, Gaming, Hub, java, market, Network, PC, Protection, PvE, SECURITY, Server, smp, STINKY, Survival, Vanilla

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection:

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life:

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds:

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit:

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net

Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132. For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has Davidscloud been around?	Davidscloud has been around since version 1.7.10.
How does player protection work on the server?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims cannot be destroyed by others.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, there is an Amplified World in addition to the traditional Survival world. Plans for an Event World and Creative Plot World are also in the works.
Is there cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now play on the server regardless of platform, as long as they have a paid Java account.

VergeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where road verges are the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with road verges, there lived a group of Minecraft players who discovered the power of these magical strips of groundcover. They realized that by building their bases on road verges, they were protected from all mobs and griefers. It was like having their own personal force field!

But that’s not all – road verges also had the ability to grant players special abilities. Some players claimed they could run faster, jump higher, and even shoot fireballs from their hands! All because of the mystical energy that flowed through the road verges.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of building on road verges, gaining superpowers, and joining a community of like-minded players, then come join our server today! Who knew that a simple strip of groundcover could hold so much power and excitement? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!

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CraftyRoomies Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, “Rabbit Cake” Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, but cursed with a constant influx of creepers blowing up your builds. But hey, who needs intact structures when you have a never-ending supply of shiny rocks, am I right?
In this server, you’ll encounter players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, because why not? You’ll also witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. And let’s not forget about the secret underground bunker where players gather to discuss their plans for world domination (or at least domination of the server).

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder or infamous griefer of “Rabbit Cake” Edition!

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BroCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family secrets and emotional rollercoasters.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden family secret that will rock your world. Will you choose to keep it to yourself or expose it to the entire server? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when A2’s ghost haunted the mines, scaring off all the creepers and skeletons. Who knew a sickly kid could have such a strong presence in the Minecraft world?

Join now and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics unravel before your very eyes. Will you choose to side with X and his girlfriend, or will you stick with the parents and their questionable decisions? The drama never ends on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with grief, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Just remember, things may get a little messy, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so much fun?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where siblings rivalry takes on a whole new level! Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of being the “oops baby” in a family of older siblings who may or may not resent your existence.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as one player’s brother tries to erase them from existence by naming their own child after them. Will the player be able to claim their name back or will they be forever overshadowed by baby Milo?

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, passive-aggressive comments, and awkward dinner conversations. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate sibling warrior? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

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CSTO Chaos Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Armenia suspending participation in CSTO! our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, just like Armenian PM! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, so come join the fun and be part of the madness! who needs international politics when you can have a blast playing minecraft with us!

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