PottyBreakCraft Minecraft Servers

PottyBreakCraft

  • PottyBreakCraft: AITA Edition!

    PottyBreakCraft: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Portal of Perpetual Regret: The IBS Training Arena!

    Dive headfirst into a chaotic labyrinth where digestive dilemmas meet workforce woes! Here, in the delightful horror of our blocky realm, we’ve crafted an experience so bizarre it makes the fabric of space-time question itself. If you’ve ever felt the oppressive weight of knowledge on a semi-functional gastrointestinal system, this server is for you!

    Mission Statement:

    Embrace your discomfort! Learn about existential crises while your avatar grapples with blocky bathroom breaks—because why not?

    “I wanted to learn… but my body had other plans.” — Anonymous Warrior of the Loo


    Features of the Server:

    Feature Description
    IBS Shows 12 different classes teaching you how to navigate life with anxiety as your trusty sidekick. Who needs potions when you have Imodium?
    Exits and Retreats You’re never more than five blocks away from a bathroom—unless you’re trapped in the labyrinth of shame!
    Incessant Lectures of Madness Weekly lectures on obscure topics like Why Does Your Stomach Hate You? and The Revolutionary Art of Dodging Awkward Stares.
    The Spectral Administrator Beware the virtual apparition of a lecturer who haunts the halls, judging your every bathroom break!
    Cursed Checkpoints A random chance to double your pain or lose your valuables if you dare to rest! Please read the server’s rules if you find yourself confused—don’t worry, they make no sense.

    Testimonials from Confused Players:

    “I thought I wanted to learn… but now I just want to escape!”

    “This training ruined my in-game reputation, but at least my character’s digestive tract is well explored!”

    “It’s like therapy, but the therapist is a crafting table that holds my secrets.”


    Conspiracies and Legends:

      • The Imodium Conspiracy: Did you know control over your gut could unlock an ancient power? Rumors say that if you collect all ten ‘Potion of Containment’ recipes, you might just summon a deity who specializes in bathroom emergencies!
      • Banned in 12 Countries: That’s right! You could be at risk of being pursued by virtual authorities simply for trying to better yourself!**

    Secret Features:

      • Bathroom Tiles of Revelation: Scan the bathroom tiles for hidden portents that may or may not predict your next flare-up.
      • The Myth of the Grateful Player: Legend says that if you leave your seat three times during a lecture, the vengeful spirit of the Grumpy Admin grants you a curse that makes your pickaxe eternally sticky—but also more effective. What’s a player to do?

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Ready to experience the rollercoaster of confusion? Transition from reality into the bizarre universe of our server, where the trivial motions of life meet powerful existential rulings!

    Warning: Joining may lead to an obsession with seeking improvements that might never come. Like staring at the sun, it’s either frighteningly enlightening or just plain nonsense. Remember, your avatar may exit, but your cognitive dissonance shall remain eternally trapped in the 16-bit digital purgatory!

    Are you prepared to wander through the unpredictable maze of managing intestinal distress while trying to better your avatar’s career? Grab your diamond shovel, and dig your way into the bottomless pit of absurdity!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZombieSplatterInfectFun

    ZombieSplatterInfectFun

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    u want a server that is so wild, even the zombies can infect u with their blood splatters? well, u have come to the right place! our server is so crazy, if a zombie scratches u, their blood splatters can infect u too! imagine the chaos of trying to survive while dodging zombie blood bullets! it’s like a zombie apocalypse on steroids! join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back from the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • COVIDCraft: Evolved & Revived

    COVIDCraft: Evolved & Revived

    New Minecraft Servers

    WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THE ODDS OF GETTIN’ LONG COVID DROPPED WHEN YOU START PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER! YUP, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO MAGICAL, IT CAN EVEN HEAL YA FROM A GLOBAL PANDEMIC! JUST LOG ON AND WATCH YOUR SYMPTOMS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC! NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! SO WHAT ARE YA WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE HEALIN’ POWERS OF MINECRAFT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bucketry Minecraft: Where fishing is on fire and mining is lit! Join today for a blazing good time all around.

    Bucketry Minecraft: Where fishing is on fire and mining is lit! Join today for a blazing good time all around.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.bucketry.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

    Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life awaits! 🌟

    🌍 Explore a world filled with endless possibilities and challenges, where survival is just the beginning. Here’s a taste of what Bucketry Minecraft has in store for you:

      • Progression System: Ascend the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive world.
      • Shops Galore: Build your empire with a plethora of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await your discovery.
      • Jobs & Skills: Take on thrilling jobs and refine your skills to stand out in the world of survival.
      • Custom Spawners: Craft your own unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.
      • Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments, enabling you to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe!
      • Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, showcasing our appreciation for your loyalty.
      • Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with style and finesse, using our custom claiming system to fortify your presence.
      • Banking: Manage your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true tycoon of our Minecraft universe!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.bucketry.net in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
    Are there any in-game rules? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord server.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord link with your friends to join in on the fun.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host weekly events and challenges for players to participate in and win exciting rewards.
    How can I report a bug or issue on the server? You can report any bugs or issues to our staff members on Discord, and they will address them promptly.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPeen Minecraft Server

    PixelPeen Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YubiCraft – The Virtual Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – The Virtual Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server with a bump limit edition! Join now for a chance to win a Tako Gacha Banner 3, and stay tuned for Speed King 5 – it’s gonna be faster than a baby zombie on caffeine! Our website has a tag picker, because who doesn’t love picking tags like picking flowers in a meadow? Take an aerial tour of Yubicraft and witness the beauty of blocky landscapes like you’ve never seen before. Install and play with ease using our handy guide, because we’re all about making your Minecraft experience as smooth as butter on a hot potato. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SmellyCraft Minecraft Server

    SmellyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like old socks and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a mix of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on rainbow-colored pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of marshmallows and befriend a talking chicken who tells the best dad jokes. So come on, what’s a weird smell that you like? We guarantee you’ll find it on our server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NerdCraft

    NerdCraft

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    Do you love spending hours on end building virtual worlds out of blocks? Are you a master at crafting pixelated swords and armor? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazier than crazy mini-games and challenges. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner geek and have a blast in a world where the only limit is your imagination, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper or discover a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. The possibilities are endless!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParisOlympicsPlot Minecraft Server

    ParisOlympicsPlot Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how there’s this dude who was like planning some crazy stuff for the Paris Olympics? well, he got caught by the French security people, so now he’s in big trouble. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s gonna be lit, bro. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! who needs Paris when u got our server, amirite?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HamasGoneBoomCraft

    HamasGoneBoomCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than Israel slays Hamas leaders! since october 7, we’ve taken out half of the server’s military leadership with our insane PvP skills. join us and be part of the action-packed chaos as we conquer the virtual world one block at a time. trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling and intense server out there. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show off your own killing spree skills!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DinoDoomedCraft

    DinoDoomedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz guess what? da asteroid dat killed all da dinos is still chillin on Earth, like wutttt? join dis server and u can mine dat asteroid and make ur own dino army to take over da world. but watch out, cuz da asteroid is haunted by ghost dinos who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a dino too. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for da chance to be a dino king. come join us and let’s party like it’s da prehistoric times, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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