We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.
Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!
*New World*
Since 2018 The Hideout has been a collaborative community of mature adults. Noobs and new players welcome: If you can read a wiki and are old enough to drive, we want you! The owner is obsessed with running a stable, reliable server free of bugs, lag and children. Redstone / auto farm / YouTube / twitch welcome. Player builds are preserved across game versions. Everything is free, no nagging for votes or donations.
Features: – Hosted on professionally-managed hardware since 2018 – FREE ranks earned thru gameplay – FREE access to commands like /home, /condense, /craft, /disposal – Queer-friendly community – Discord integration: Chat in-game via Discord and chat on Discord thru Minecraft – Silk Spawners, Grief Prevention, Citizens, Trade Shops, McMMO
TheHideout.mcserver.ws:25968
Melacraft Network
MODALITIES
SkyWars – 1.8x 1.12x Survival – 1.8x 1.12x SkyBlock – 1.8x 1.12x
We are a Super simple Network, we do not want TOXIC people. Have fun with us, and if you want to rank as a youtuber, contact me on Twitter @MelacraftMC. We do not require any Superior rank or staff, We are a network with 6 months open, so there you have your answer.
IP : play.melacraft.com
If you like it, you can share or follow me on Twitter and also on YouTube with a subscription: Melanium AS
play.Melacraft.com
FullSendMC offers new experiences on the Slovenian minecraft scene! We offer custom survival and skyblock.Join today!
play.fullsendmc.com
Hi everyone! Let’s play Minecraft together! Basic rules: • Don’t greef • Don’t cheat (don’t use mods like x-ray) • Don’t steal • Don’t be toxic
The idea is a social server, offering the 100% vanilla Minecraft experience.
I want to play raw Minecraft and the purity of my server is important to me.
No blocks of any kind will be spawned by an administrator.
mc7.org
To enter this server, you must enter the BbyxsLo Discord server from the link above.
atlas.magmanode.com:26585
Welcome to 44mc.net Here are some of the features we will provide our players with. Uptime 24/7 – Forever. – Yes we aim for the server that will last for years – Players “drop” money when killed in PVP – Safe Trade system to trade with players you don’t trust safely. – Hard-style economy with a player market. Set up your own shop and barter with other players. (Coming soon) – MCMMO Level up skills and unlock new abilities. – Backpacks for your valuables. – Monster healthbars. – Crates – Creative Plots – Discord chat integration [chat with your friends from your phone]
– And many more!
44mc.net
FoxeyFactions is a new OPFACTIONS server. Designed to be for the players. Always adding new things to make the server better. Features: – PVP – OPFACTIONS – CRATES – MCMMO IP: :25678
54.37.96.12:25590
Hello and welcome to TheCatCave SMP!We’re a hardcore, RLCraft like server (minus the hardcore gamemode) looking for users who like a challenge, if you think you’re up to the test then why not come join!
thecatcave.apexmc.co
Ultimate survival experience, and also few minigames for variety. Plugins include: new mob throwing mechanic, custom enchantments, new crafting recipes, harder mobs with better loot, daily crates and rewards, epic world generation, quests, horse battles with spears, overall medieval fantasy theme.
Join us now, and you won’t regret it. You’ve never seen a survival server like this!
play.zion-craft.com
Hello! We’re small survival based server with:
-Kind and helpful server staff -Plugins that prevent griefing -Rewards for voting
And many different mini-games built by our staff members!
Be sure to check our small server and visit our discord server at: https://discord.gg/7VVGGFA
We hope to see new faces soon! 🙂
23.94.150.32