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CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

#youtube, Band, Beach, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCreeperConspiracy, Examples, explosive, financial district, Fun, Grooming, HARD, knowledge, La, Lobster, NYC, Pdogate, Potomac, predictive programming, Rock, SMOKING GUN, Uncovering, Video

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4552
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	5536
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	140	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	160	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	292	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3628
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!