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PotionParks: Meds & Mobs

anti inflammatory, anticonvulsants, antidepressants, Antimicrobials, conservation efforts, contamination, diabetes drugs, england, England’s National Parks, Environmental, health, lipid regulators, meds, mobs, national parks, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, pollution control, PotionParks, Rivers, study, water quality, widespread

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	247
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we be poppin’ pills like it’s candy! We got all the pharmaceuticals you could ever want, straight from England’s National Parks!

Imagine mining for diamonds while high on antidepressants, fighting off creepers with anticonvulsants, or building epic structures with antimicrobials! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles fueled by anti-inflammatory drugs – it’s gonna be LIT!

Join now and experience the ultimate high in Minecraft – just watch out for the side effects, like uncontrollable building sprees and a sudden urge to mine for hours on end. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	491
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	8863
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4382
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5359	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!