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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8138 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
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