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Cobblemon Dystoria

Adventure, battle, BUILD, camaraderie, Community, creativity, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Journey, Legends, multiplayer, pokemon, Progression, Quest, RPG, Sandbox, Survival, Thrilling, trainer, virtual world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	378
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to Cobblemon Dystoria!

Embark on a thrilling journey in the expansive world of Cobblemon Dystoria, where the captivating world of Pokémon meets the limitless creativity of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or new to the world of Cobblemon, Dystoria offers a unique experience filled with adventure, camaraderie, and boundless exploration.

Whether you prefer to build, battle, or explore, Cobblemon Dystoria has something for everyone. Dive into the adventure today, and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in Dystoria!

play.dystoria.org:25594

SleepyOwls

Adventure, Community Events, Cozy, Endless, epic builds, Friendly, Fun, home, Minecraft, seasoned player, SleepyOwls, starting out, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to SleepyOwls, a cozy Minecraft survival server where adventure awaits! Join us for epic builds, friendly community events, and endless fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, SleepyOwls is your perfect Minecraft home.

135.125.65.18:25594

RASSIA! URAAA! Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RASSIA, Server, URAAA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Ender Dragon’s secret lair and claim all its treasures for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in RASSIA!URAAA!AKHMAT SILA!ALLAH ACJBAR, anything is possible!

Shonen Jump Ultimate Roster Minecraft SMP

beelzebub, berserk, DLC Fighters, Edward, Fighting Game, Franchise, IPPO, jump, Jump Characters, Licensing, Minecraft, Natsu, Oga, Platform Fighting Game, playable characters, Roster, SHONEN, shonen jump, smash ultimate, smp, Third Party Characters, Ultimate, Ultimate Roster

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4181	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Smash Ultimate’s roster? Look no further, because our server has a base roster of 91 characters, including Oga and Beelzebub (because why not?). But wait, there’s more! We’ve got characters from Shonen Jump, Berserk, and even Natsu, Edward, and Ippo in the DLC fighters lineup. With a final roster of 116 characters, this server is a platform fighting game lover’s dream come true. Join now for a chance to battle it out with the most insane lineup of characters you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

ParkNRideMC Server

AITA husband drive park and ride 5am first day of work airport 33f 32m asshole bus sketchy location homeless population safety concerns dark unsafe bridge less than ideal commute transportation, ParkNRideMC, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1848	Enchantments Applied:	110
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	343511
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of risking your life every time you need to catch a bus to the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about sketchy park and rides again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated homeless mobs that won’t harm you, unless you forget to feed them virtual bread. Plus, our server has a special feature where your husband can drive you to the virtual park and ride at 5am without complaining! It’s like real life, but with creepers instead of homeless people. Join now for a safe and hilarious adventure!

StepmomGriefGuru420

aita, Communication, Confrontation, dad, emotions, family, Grief, grief disrespect, Heartless, Loss, Marriage, mom, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Sadness, stepmom, stepmom conflict, StepmomGriefGuru420, Sympathy, teenager

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server and leave all the stepmom drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members trying to make you “forget” about your past. Plus, we have a strict “no stepmoms allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted family bonding activities. So come join us and let’s mine away the stress together! #NoStepmomsAllowed #MinecraftEscape #FamilyDramaFree

StressCraft SMP: ChillOutZone

anxiety, Burnout, ChillOutZone, coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, exhaustion, fear, Frustration, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, StressCraft, Tension, uncertainty, worry

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7483	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	926	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are creepers blowing up your house? Is a zombie horde constantly knocking on your door, demanding brains? Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your real-life problems behind as you dive into a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have learned how to ride pigs! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

BurgerBlockers

bad service, bland, burger, BurgerBlockers, Burnt, condiments, disappointing meal, DRY, fast food, food poisoning, frozen patty, greasy, lack of seasoning, overcooked, poor quality ingredients, processed meat, ruined experience, soggy bun, toppings, undercooked, Unhealthy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is home to the most mischievous group of players who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other. One time, someone replaced all the cows in the game with pigs, just to see the chaos unfold. Another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and claimed it was the server’s new mascot.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks to a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, you never know what you’ll come across on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Pixel Laughs Online

cyber humor, cyber interactions, digital communication, digital humor, digital interactions, digital laughter, internet comments, internet culture, internet humor, laughs, ONLINE, Online Community, online engagement, online humor, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, PIXEL, social media, social-networking, virtual comedy, virtual connections, virtual laughter

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

join dis server if u wanna make people pee their pants laughing. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. we have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha cha slide. if u join dis server, u will never stop laughing, and ur cheeks will hurt from smiling so much. come join da funniest minecraft server ever!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

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