HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOTTA TAU ANTIBODY THAT WILL MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! WE’RE LIKE THE QUEENSLAND BRAIN INSTITUTE BUT FOR MINECRAFT PLAYERS! WE’LL HELP U TARGET THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE THEY’RE HARMFUL PROTEIN AGGREGATES IN ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES!
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TauBusterCraft
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ADHD Noise Boosters Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!
SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS
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BlockBlast Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mobs dat are crazier than a chicken ridin a pig while wearin a diamond helmet. like, we got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors and zombies dat drop disco balls when u kill em.but wait, there’s more! our server has secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that are guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. and if u manage to defeat them, u get a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so lit, u gotta wear sunglasses just to ride it.
so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many creepers blowin up ur house. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
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AntibioticCraft: Flesh-Eater’s Nightmare
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got potions dat can cure u faster dan dis new antibiotic dat scientists be talkin bout! our potions can heal u from any infection, even dem flesh-eating ones! we got da best doctors in da game, dey be workin round da clock to keep u safe and healthy. so come join us and let’s fight off dem bacteria together! #minecraftmedicinesquad
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CannaCraft: Anxiety-Free Withdrawal
lol, so like, imagine u in minecraft, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle, but then u start feeling anxious cuz u ran outta beer in ur inventory. but wait, what if u could use cannabinoids like CBD and THC to chill u out during alcohol withdrawal?join our server and explore the magical world where u can mix CBD and THC to manage ur anxiety like a pro. our mice have done the research and it’s all legit, bro. u won’t find a more chill server out there, trust me.
so come on, join us and let’s get high on life (and maybe a little bit of THC) together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!
so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!
come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.
so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!
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99PercentileCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Well, guess what? On our server, there are 80 million people smarter than you! That’s right, you heard me! So if you want to feel like a total genius, come join us and bask in the glow of all those big brains.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!
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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN
so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!
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BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery
so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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WWIIIInventionsGalore
join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!